Feb 13, 2007 10:48
You know you're getting old when three quarters of your paycheck is direct debited away before you even see it. I think maybe the names and numbers that flash up on the screen are just a lie, and in fact all of my money is put into a little tube which goes through a massive network of pipes, eventually falling out into a beaver dam, where the beavers cackle maniacally while breaking open the tubes and blowing my cash on toothpaste and gourmet olives.
Just a theory.