Man, routine is SO BORING. Refer to last post ( Read more... )

LIKE, I TOTALLY WENT TO FUCKIN' DUNKIN' DONUTS AND, LIKE, ORDERED A SMALL ICED FRENCH VANILLA COFFEE AND WHEN I GOT HOME AND TOOK A SIP...

IT WASN'T FRENCH VANILLA!!! NOOOOOOO!!! MY LIFE IS PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN DARFUR!

love,
rachael

So... I don't know if I should go to the doctor or not. Last week on Friday I was carrying my big ol' bag of laundry down the slippery marble stairs in my apartment building and I was stupidly wearing flip flops with no traction ( Read more... )

I have a thing for heroic, self-righteous, rebellious nerds with a cause real BAD.

I totally popped one when I was watching "Pump Up the Volume" and Christian Slater says "Oh no! My Harmonizer!"

TOTALLY got a boner. Except not, because I don't have a peen. But still. You know what I'm talking about.

OH MAN I AM SO EXCITED!

I HAVE OPERA TICKETS FOR THE MET! OAGHHHAGHHHHHHH!!!

two tickets to la boheme, don giovanni, and tristan und isolde. I wanted two to La Damnation de Faust, but with the "ticket surcharge" it was over my budget. Oh well.

I consider this a birthday present to myself. A belated half-birthday present. Yes. Yes.

Step one: Cut avocado in half. Either throw pit away or turn it into a plant, your choice. I chose plant.

Step two: Sprinkle with sea salt. Only slightly. Only slightly.

Step three: put a little bit of olive oil and aged balsamic vinegar in the formerly-occupied-by-pit, pit.

Step four: Eat and try not to make orgasmic noises.

Holy crap if I hear the fucking 10 year old kid outside call the other 10 year old and younger kids a "little bitch" one more time I will freak out ( Read more... )

J'ai trouvé des macarons, près du Union Square. Ah, mais sacre bleu! Quand j'arrivais à mon apartement, ils étaient ... comment dît-on, euhh.... mashed into depressing little mush flats ( Read more... )

It started because I had "I got Five On It" randomly stuck in my head, but I just went through a 90's flashback. Ginuwine -though as far as I know not involved in "I Got Five On It," he IS a crazy dancer with a molestache and weird eyebrows. The man can sing and wiggle ( Read more... )

Hey so in order to motivate myself more, I made myself a blog. www.fort56.blogspot.com ( Read more... )