Best. Thing. Ever.

[baristaofabsurd]

Step one: Cut avocado in half. Either throw pit away or turn it into a plant, your choice. I chose plant.

Step two: Sprinkle with sea salt. Only slightly. Only slightly.

Step three: put a little bit of olive oil and aged balsamic vinegar in the formerly-occupied-by-pit, pit.

Step four: Eat and try not to make orgasmic noises.