Warden Weapons Catalogue

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( April-June 2011 )

( Over a month of crazy stuff on the Barge behind the cut. TL;DR WARNING. )

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I apologise for the lateness of this week's report. If anyone has anything that I've missed, please let me know.

Violent incidents/deathsEdward Sexby stabbed another inmate (non-fatally) and was confined to zero for three days ( Read more... )

I had been supposed to file this Friday, but I'm not entirely sure that on Friday this existed to file. I'm also not entirely sure what counts as having actually happened or not. I'm afraid this report is going to be terribly unhelpful.

Violent Incidents/DeathsMr. Hoffman was...cursed ( Read more... )

Violent Incidents/Deaths
- The Fourth Doctor reported that Rhade dropped dead unexpectedly from something that apparently resembled an allergic reaction. Rhade is advocating the matter be resolved privately.
- Prefect was found by Barron seriously injured, and apparently Barron reported who the assailant was to a warden.

Floods/Ports
- From August 10th ( Read more... )

Violent Incidents

Floods/Ports

Notices/Announcements

- Miss Parker is joining the team delivering reports.
- Jane Brunswick has taken responsibility for 7th floor inventory - we're still looking for someone for 1 and 3.
- George Crabtree is taking joint responsibility for the prayer room
- K offered to take responsibility for the supply cupboard with ( Read more... )

I'd have posted this on Friday, except that I happened to have wings and a beak and an inability to speak.

Luckily, it's been a rather quiet week. Bizarrely so. almost as if we all shut down for a few days. Has anyone got anything they need to report?

Also, please welcome George Crabtree to the reporting team.

Floods/PortsThere was a flood in ( Read more... )

Violent Incidents/Deaths

- Iago murdered Dr Jonathan Crane. The situation has been dealt with by his warden, the Marquis de Sade.

Announcements/General information or Enquiries

- I announced that my inmate (Elle Bishop) is not to be treated as my inmate, and is released from the threat of my punishment. If you have any issues with her, you are to deal ( Read more... )

Incidents:
- Sveta accidentally cursed the Barge. Everyone was affected, although some more than others, and the affects generally seemed to cause the affected to have various forms of bad luck. Cooper shot her to end it, and was dealt with by his warden ( Read more... )