Warden filter - Weapons Catalogue - Text, posted by Una Persson
Pursuant to a suggestion from the Marquis, this post will serve as a catalogue for the weapons on board the Barge. Please respond with a list of all the weapons you own, including but not limited to guns, knives, swords, axes, laser pistols, ray guns, large crowbars, gas pellets, traquiliser darts, muskets, flintlocks, stilettos, spanners or other repurposed tools, lead pipes, grenades, Semtex, tear gas canisters, nunchuks, lances, pikes, halberds, daggers, holy water, consecrated maces, sword sticks, repurposed kitchenware or farming implements, dwarf bread, flamethrowers, bombs, land mines, caltrops, miscellaneous chemical weaponry, mind control/modification devices, Swiss army knives, sharpened steel rulers, homemade "shanks", et cetera.
And just because I haven't listed it is no reason to leave it off, damn it. I said "including but not limited to". Make and model, if applicable, is helpful as well.
Furthermore, if your inmate has been given permission by you to bear a weapon, include your inmate's name and what weapons he or she possesses.
Note that participation in this catalogue is voluntary, but I will say that to my own mind, it's in everyone's best interests to participate, and honestly.
[Not that she's holding her breath, but what the hell.]
And just because I haven't listed it is no reason to leave it off, damn it. I said "including but not limited to". Make and model, if applicable, is helpful as well.
Furthermore, if your inmate has been given permission by you to bear a weapon, include your inmate's name and what weapons he or she possesses.
Note that participation in this catalogue is voluntary, but I will say that to my own mind, it's in everyone's best interests to participate, and honestly.
[Not that she's holding her breath, but what the hell.]