Why do drunk people always pick me to have political discussions with?
On Friday night, I just wanna get drunk. And maybe pick up a cute guy to make out with*. But not discuss the history of Germany and the merits of capitalism.
*I did manage to make out with two guys, but only after I'd fled the initial bar to another one.
Y'know, I love watching the Target Women things with Sarah Haskins. Because, awesomecakes.
And regarding the Carl Jr's ad where the guy cries when eating a slice of jalapeno? IF YOU CAN'T EAT A SLICE OF JALAPENO WITHOUT CRYING YOU ARE A WUSSBAG A BAG OF WUSS