a joke I liked

[balmofgilead]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other you can use to carry groceries.

nb: for some reason, I pity Michael Jackson rather than thinking he's evil, actually.

Also: "They're inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece

Comments

[mactavish]

Dogs in Elk has been around for years and there's a good deal of evidence that it's not real, but it's still funny and beautiful. :)

[balmofgilead]

I had a feeling it'd been around a lot (there's a date in '99 on there somewhere), but since I'd never seen it before, I figured I might as well share. Someone linked to it as advice on Basenji-keeping: "don't let them near elk carcasses" :)