a joke I liked
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other you can use to carry groceries.
nb: for some reason, I pity Michael Jackson rather than thinking he's evil, actually.
Also: "They're inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece of carcass in my yard, with 2 dogs inside of it, and they are NOT getting bored of it and coming out. One of them is snoring." DOGS in an ELK. I will continue to provide true stories of animals in interesting places that are not planes as much as possible, because I feel like it.
One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other you can use to carry groceries.
nb: for some reason, I pity Michael Jackson rather than thinking he's evil, actually.
Also: "They're inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece of carcass in my yard, with 2 dogs inside of it, and they are NOT getting bored of it and coming out. One of them is snoring." DOGS in an ELK. I will continue to provide true stories of animals in interesting places that are not planes as much as possible, because I feel like it.