[The roar of cheering fans escalates with the chant of ‘Hudson! Hudson! Hudson!’ and the excitement can be felt throughout the apparent bleachers and stands.]

“HE'S GOING FOR THE 50--THE 40--HE BREAKS A TACKLE FROM THE SIDE AND KEEPS GOING FOR THE 30--HE COULD DO IT FOLKS! 25, 15,”

[Cue a man running in red running down the green stretch of the ( Read more... )

I couldn't find my clothes after I woke up.

Okay, first Rachel has gone missing and now Kurt. ...I think they left me and that this is really a prank now. Are you guys hiding from me?

...this is NOT Lima, Ohio. Where the hell am I?