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[balladtodadsurn]

...this is NOT Lima, Ohio. Where the hell am I?

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[thisisherson]

...Finn?

[balladtodadsurn]

What? There better be a good reason-

[balladtodadsurn]

...Kurt?

[thisisherson]

Yes, it's me. Hi.

I guess rather than, you know, actually sending us back, this place just decided to haul in more of us from home. Wonderful. Not that I'm not grateful to see you, of course.

[Video]

[reckless_eagle]

[Poland is sprawled on his stomach on top of his bed, reading a book with definitely non-English words on the cover. He doesn't bother looking up at the communicator.]

It's like, Wonderland.

[audio]

[balladtodadsurn]

What?

[audio]

[reckless_eagle]

[He looks up, setting his book down. It's hard to tell from the angle of the camera, but the book seems to contain pictures of women in late renaissance dresses... Not like Finn will be able to tell the time period, but, uh, yeah.]

Um, did I stutter? Wonderland.

[audio]

[balladtodadsurn]

Wonderland? Is this some kind of a joke?

[blamethenargles]

This is Wonderland, as everyone calls it.

[balladtodadsurn]

And who is everyone? Is the entire school pranking me?

[blamethenargles]

You know... everyone. I do not know a lot of people here just yet. I'm fairly new myself. Prank? I assure you that it is not a prank. Though, I wonder if the Nargles and anything to do with it...

[balladtodadsurn]

Did you and the Nargles just move here?

[rebelroses]

Welcome to hell. This is Wonderland.

[balladtodadsurn]

But you just said welcome to hell... never mind. Look I just need to know how to get back to Lima, wherever I am.

[rebelroses]

Good luck with that. I've been trying for months to get back to Montana.

[balladtodadsurn]

For months?

[dontrainonmy]

Finn!

[balladtodadsurn]

Rachel?

[dontrainonmy]

Oh, it'll be so much better now that you're here. I mean, it sucks either way, of course, but at least I feel less...alone.

[balladtodadsurn]

So this isn't some kind of a joke?