Supernatural summaries

[ironic_sun]

Taking a break from some mass icon making, I decided to prod a few summaries from the Supernatural section of the Pit. No one is safe.

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Comments

[eschaton37]

I think the last one is a takeoff on some Tolkien parodies I've seen: see http://www.council-of-elrond.com/forums/showthread.php?s=93d979d3ae22802930a5c75de5f5ebef&t=3560&pp=30&highlight=modern+silmarillion&page=11 and the next page.

They're actually very hilarious.

[azure_chaos]

How will Dean react when she gets under his skin in every way imaginable.

Ouch, it'd be more than a little painful. Do Not Want!

Deans trying to figure out what the problem is.

I'd think by his age that Dean would understand that hangovers are caused by excessive consumption of alcohol, but I could be wrong?

Has this been run through Babelfish, by any chance?

If it has, I suspect the wee babelfishy was dead at the time.

The last one: I admit it...I lol'd

Nate

[spartycat]

How will Dean react when she gets under his skin in every way imaginable. Dean/OC

I imagine he'd feel the same way as he did for the last 3583 women that he randomly met on the road. He rightfully assumed they were a demon and did a good old fashioned vanquish.

LMAO at the sporking!

[thegraduate09]

...smited.

:'(

[lazilar]

You can't expect a badfic writer to know a complex word like "smote" can you? They have a hard enough time remembering to leave the capslock off.

[thegraduate09]

It's less letters! Shouldn't it be easier to remember and spell then? They shorten everything else.

[lazilar]

Even if they did use it, it would be spelled incorrectly and shortened, thus defeating the purpose of its use. Of course now I'm just thinking what the bible would read like if re-written by bad!fic authors.

Exodus 12:29 And! is came passing that in the darkest blackest terrifyingest midnight GOD smitted every the oldest babies on continent of Egypt from the Faro's violet eyed silver haired half angel first and best daughter named Ilyzaxy when he was siting on hi throne all theway to the 1stborn of the inosent person keep in the dark damp icky harribl preson place and all the baby cows to?

[anniehow]

Character-bots user manuals are actually a fanfic trope. Trufax! You find them everywhere. Some are just plain creepy, but some are actually rather funny.