I can hear my heart breaking . . . but not why you think

[dannyvangeline]

I was going to spork one of the multitude of Star Wars fanfics at the Pit that is so disgustingly cutesy that it causes diabetic comas, but the summaries alone were starting to make me violently ill. So I decided to do more summaries instead (at least until the urge to vomit subsides).

Word: tragic. I find it very appropriate.

Comments

[tundraeternal]

Assuming it's the Tenth Doctor, I would think that Harry would be horribly creeped out by the fact that this guy looks EXACTLY like Barty Crouch Jr.

Omg that's TRUE! Why do badfic authors never realize these things? Think of the children, authors, think of the children!!

[andymcnope]

(I'm scared of that pairing.)

Oh god, me too.

The tragic death of sg3 leave holes that need filling in the sgc, in more ways than 1 ;o) please read and review
SG-3 gets wiped out on a regular basis; you'd think they'd be used to it by now.

I know, right? And also, I smell a Mary Sue. Or four.

That's not tragic, it's disturbing. On so many levels.

Word.

ERROR. INVALID CROSSOVER. Please headdesk and try again.

ROFL. Win.

[lijororli]

That Thanksgiving story has to be a parody of the Star Wars Christmas special. It has to be. If not, I weep for humanity. (A shame I am not intrepid enough to click the link and find out for sure.)

ERROR. INVALID CROSSOVER. Please headdesk and try again.
Yoda says: Made into an icon, this must be.

I want to be a hetrosexual. It sounds hip.

[ze_zana]

HIP + RETRO = HETRO

Wait, there was a Star Wars Christmas special? Like, on TV, or is this another badfic we're talking about? O:

And Super-man? In my Star Wars? It's more mind numbing than you think!

[lijororli]

I CAN DIG IT.

It's a real movie. I saw it a few years ago, and it was like watching a movie version of badfic; you don't wanna stare, but you just can't look away.

[ze_zana]

THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Well, at least they called it Life Day. (I guess.) Only now I will always picture Santa Claus as a Wookie. o0;

[mynamehere07]

What happens when he suddenly predicts the tragic death of his best friend?

Dude, it's fricking South Park, doesn't Kenny die in every episode? Or do they not do that anymore...I haven't seen SP in a while.

[calcium_yeah]

You've already killed canon, why not physics?
Now that's worthy of an icon and I'm sure it would get lots of use.

No slash just strong friendship. Complete!
Why would there be slash? Why?! I mean, I'm a hardcore slasher at heart, but wtf?