I can hear my heart breaking . . . but not why you think

[dannyvangeline]

I was going to spork one of the multitude of Star Wars fanfics at the Pit that is so disgustingly cutesy that it causes diabetic comas, but the summaries alone were starting to make me violently ill. So I decided to do more summaries instead (at least until the urge to vomit subsides).

Word: tragic. I find it very appropriate.

Comments

[lijororli]

That Thanksgiving story has to be a parody of the Star Wars Christmas special. It has to be. If not, I weep for humanity. (A shame I am not intrepid enough to click the link and find out for sure.)

ERROR. INVALID CROSSOVER. Please headdesk and try again.
Yoda says: Made into an icon, this must be.

I want to be a hetrosexual. It sounds hip.

[ze_zana]

HIP + RETRO = HETRO

Wait, there was a Star Wars Christmas special? Like, on TV, or is this another badfic we're talking about? O:

And Super-man? In my Star Wars? It's more mind numbing than you think!

[lijororli]

I CAN DIG IT.

It's a real movie. I saw it a few years ago, and it was like watching a movie version of badfic; you don't wanna stare, but you just can't look away.

[ze_zana]

THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Well, at least they called it Life Day. (I guess.) Only now I will always picture Santa Claus as a Wookie. o0;

[dannyvangeline]

Wait, there was a Star Wars Christmas special?

It was in 1978 or something. Before my time, but it's kind of infamous.

HIP + RETRO = HETRO
Word.

[calcium_yeah]

Oh yeah. http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/starwars-holiday/
I've seen clips and in a way, it feels like George Lucas wrote badfic in his own fandom.