some Jonas Brother torture

[iceshade]

hello all, found these intentionally in the Pit after being inspired by some other jonas bros badfics on here. it's also my first sporking here (it's all about the giving back), so yes, I have just now popped my spork!cherry. I'm going to post the summaries first, so you know what you're getting into before you click the cut. 
sporking in bold

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Comments

[dynamics_xx]

Oh gracious.
The Miley Cyrus thing made me gag. I seriously want to gouge my eyes out with a pitchfork.
No exaggeration.

Okay, maybe a little, but still. Hah. Gross.
Awesome spork job, though! It was hilarious. XD

[dynamics_xx]

Oh and your icon is pure win. <3

[iceshade]

thank you! (about the icon and the sporking) :)

and me too for the miley thing. I saw her on tv the other day and that was all I could think about ::cringes::

[tentiqa]

O.M.G....

I think this two fics made me$ die inside. Esp the raep!fic... That is soooo not how you write rapefic.... That is why rapefic gets such a bad name! ;__;
other than the fact that it is rapefic lah...

[iceshade]

yeah, rape!fic is so hard to write well, but this doesn't even come close...

[tentiqa]

Agreed! I weep for all good rapefics out there. ;___;

zomg, is that Domo-kun I spy in your icon? ♥

[iceshade]

why yes it is! ^____^ ::hugs domo-kun:: <3

[hyper_piggie]

"WARNIG! may get deep! but is will be funny!"
I just luv this line. I keep reading it and it continues to make me giggle every time. :)

I gotta ask... how does one know another person's sexual escapades based on their favorite ice cream toppings? Is "vanilla fudge" slang for "I had gay sex with my brother" now?

[darkangelcryo]

well if you take into account certain bodily excretions.

Reminds me of the site that says they can determine who you will vote for as president based on what pizza you like.

[iceshade]

Is "vanilla fudge" slang for "I had gay sex with my brother" now?
::dies laughing:: maybe vanilla fudge is actually slang for white men, I dunno...

[speedy_racecar]

actually after reading more thoroughly i looked up sundae on urbandictionary...
for some reason some people seem to think it means something besides ice cream nowadays >_> ....
i'm assuming
that she was TRYING to make it seem like
when you're in like third grade and there's those things like "do you like double zero, ten, or eleven?" that you don't ever answer because it's ridiculously childishly clouded.
....

....

OVERANALYSIS OF BADFIC IS BAD.
... i suppose that's what happens when i don't sleep for three days. >___>;;;

[missxcellophane]

Wow...I'm not even into the Jonas Brothers, but this makes me feel really sorry for them. And Miley, who apparently has a third, penis-having persona now.

/hums "Herm Aphrodite"

[lilac_pilgrim]

What's vanilla fudge? Delicious!

srs.

[mprice]

And all this time I thought it was a rock group from the 60s. ;-P