Someone decided to make a fic about all the talk show hosts going up against Jay Leno. Because apparently Jay Leno is not just guilty of the whole Tonight Show debacle - he's also a rapist/racist/all around creep! And by the way, everyone's gay! (and it's actually explained why in the fic, believe it or not). It's about as offensive as it sounds ( Read more... )

I have just found the most hilariously bad book of poetry on Smashwords ( Read more... )

I was looking through the SPN section at ff.net and found For This Broken Heart Of Mine. Jensen and Dean are twins, Sam and Jared are half-brothers, and John is a Twilight fan. And there's also a sequel, Silent Lucidity. These fics...

Sporking is in bold!
"If you're talking about your wedding to poor Sammy Winchester, than yea Hun." Ellen said. " ( Read more... )

"Like it or not", part 1 and part 2This one's pretty darn confusing. See, in Gorillaz cartoon canon, the characters occasionally interact with live-action people, including Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn, their creators. This fic was posted on a real-person slash comm, marked as RPS, and focuses on the real people, yet the Gorillaz cartoon ( Read more... )

Just when I thought I had seen every badfic the Hunchback of Notre Dame fandom has to offer, I come across this garbage, a tribute to Michael Jackson that casts him as Quasimodo, the author as Esmeralda and Joe Jackson as Frollo ( Read more... )

This is my first post so hopefully you guys will enjoy my little ranting here. It is from a Hanson (yes, the three blonde brothers from 1997) fan fiction.
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A while ago I did a word search yet I never got around to actually sporking it. I searched for the words “Jonas Brothers”. Apparently they really are taking over other fandoms. I’ve listed the sections in which I found them next to the title.
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[Sporking is in brackets. Best Hotel Ever I sporked the summary here. Yet another A Cinderella Story that has nothing to do with A Cinderella Story and everything to do with the Jonas brothers. *pets poor abused fandom ( Read more... )

hello all, found these intentionally in the Pit after being inspired by some other jonas bros badfics on here. it's also my first sporking here (it's all about the giving back), so yes, I have just now popped my spork!cherry. I'm going to post the summaries first, so you know what you're getting into before you click the cut. 
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Das Unmögliche Ist Heute Abend Möglich
SUMMARY: What happens to Meg Gregory when she moves to Germany and meets one of their biggest rock stars?
David Hasselhoff?

What happens when she discovers she's in love with him? Disclaimer: I don't own Bill Kaulitz or Tokio Hotel.
She'll be like all the other deluded fan!girls in the world.

MY SUMMARY: Mary ( Read more... )