I didn't even know this existed...

[perlucere]

I mean, of course, Rugrats fanfic. My familiarity with the fandom is nil, but these quotes just have to be shared. They're from "Teen Woes" by HippyChick2004. I don't know if this means she has large, childbearing hips or that she's a throwback from the sixties.

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[subluxate]

*bounces* A new poster! Something else to keep me awake!

"Kimmi and Tommy and being dating..."

o.O So were there three who were dating?

But if she's plumb does that mean we can make a pendulum out of her?

Either that or she's very straight, or possibly flat. But wait, she's also fat? *is now confused*

As far as the abundance of sporking, the only request I, personally, would have is that you separate your mocking points from what's actually written. The bold helps, but a line break and the bolding works better =)

[perlucere]

Sorry. I'll keep that in mind for next time. I just didn't want to worry about reference errors and confusion.

And this is a bit off topic, but it took me so very long to figure out what the pink thing was. *giggle* It looks like he could use the thing as a javelin.

[subluxate]

Ah, it's no problem, and it really doesn't help that I'm running on hardly any sleep in the last...39 hours. You could break up the original sentence with line breaks, or you can underline the specific portion you're referring to.

*snickers* There was a fic my dear friend sarcasticsra mocked on here a little while back, and I left the author a long, ranting comment. The fic involved cane!smut *shudders*, and inspired the icon.

[boombangbing]

Kimmi and Tommy and being dating since the ninth grade
Hm, is there a little menage a trois going on here?! One things through, Lillian actually isn't a Sue, however much the author is making her out to be. And i'm pretty sure Kimmi isn't either. Gah! I shouldn't know this!!! *hides under the bedcovers*

[starherd]

I'll settle for
Canon characters characterized as Mary Sues.
Because that's what's really going on... XP

Of course, at least with Rugrats, you can make the comment that their personalities
would change over time. But I should stop giving the author justification. XD

[boombangbing]

Yeah, you should. xD I have to say, I find it vaguely disturbed that this Hippychick person watches Rugrats, and thinks "I'll write a story full of sex and swear words!" I haven't got anything against sex and swear words, but this is a show about babies, for gods sakes!

[mprice]

"disappeared into Narnia, where she was eaten by Aslan.
I'm still giggling over that sproking.

Kimmi had enough (Please note the LACK of a comma here!) she was going to Tommy’s..."

delicious eye lashes that flutter in the breeze,
Were they long, beautiful Mabelline lashes?

she was the new girl at school but they quickly become the best of friends
Meaning she should NOT have become friends with the NEW girl for some reason?
"Do not make friends with that fat new girl, young lady!"

And who needs Bulimia with that "Vincent LaSalle" paragraph? *Gag*

[mprice]

"I don't know if this means she has large, childbearing hips or that she's a throwback from the sixties."
I checked out the bio and came up with this. I'm guessing she's a teenie-bopper. Please note the glaring spelling and punctuation errors herein. "Why, yes, this entices me to read your stories. You obviously care what your readers think." *groan*

Hello everyone. My name is M--- and i have a problem i'm totally obsessed with fearless and friends and i belive i'm in desperate need of help. (No comment)

My symtomps are: writing endless stories (comma) wondering when the nxt fearless book is coming out.(comma, not period) and laughing at Chandlers (Is that multipe Chanders, or a missing apostorphe?) lame jokes.

Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They stole more exclamation points. Oh, no!)

[sarcasticsra]

Dude. I've seen Rugrats slash. Talk about painful. Phil had a crush on Dill and Chuckie cut himself and... it was really, really odd.

Sometimes I think I'm weird. Then I see these people. They make me feel better. ^^

I still say we set up a stand outside FF.net and hand out extra commas and periods and collect any extra exclamation points. We could even hand out capital letters and apostrophes. Some of them might be so intrigued by these gadgets that we might be able to get them to buy a dictionary! We could help millions! ^^

[mprice]

Wow, a punctuation support group!

Unfortunately, the people who need the most help are still in denial about it. I wrote to an author to point out that they needed to use commas to set off nouns of direct address in their dialogue. They wrote back stating that they held two degrees in literature and had never heard of this! I was appalled. Especially since it has been standard practice for DECADES! Then again, it may not be English literature. (My sister holds a degree in Spanish Literature, and that is a whole different ball game when it comes to grammar.)

This person went on to say that they felt the definite article "the" should be capitalized in a title, such as The President, and that the book editors (in the US and Britain)were incorrect for not doing this! Wow, let's just rewrite established rules of grammar because we don't like them.

Sorry, got carried away. This is a pet peeve of mine. Can you tell?

[sarcasticsra]

...wow.

There is a special place, I think, for these people. At least there should be. We should ship this person, and the moron who just flamed me (a seriously low level of intelligence, even for a flame) off to some deserted island where they can be stupid together.

[mprice]

Sounds like a new plot for SURVIVOR.

Which of the two tribes can write a 5,000 word diatribe with the least grammatical errors?

Gives a new spin on a flame here, doesn't it?