I mean, of course, Rugrats fanfic. My familiarity with the fandom is nil, but these quotes just have to be shared. They're from
"Teen Woes" by
HippyChick2004. I don't know if this means she has large, childbearing hips or that she's a throwback from the sixties.
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Oh. Did I mention it's a Recess crossover? )