I didn't even know this existed...
I mean, of course, Rugrats fanfic. My familiarity with the fandom is nil, but these quotes just have to be shared. They're from "Teen Woes" by HippyChick2004. I don't know if this means she has large, childbearing hips or that she's a throwback from the sixties.
"Kimmi and Tommy and being dating since the ninth grade and now it was off to college the only problem being that Tommy was acting really weird for the past month and it was affecting Kimmi."
The incoherent run-on theme comes up a lot in this story's internal monologues.
"Lillian smirked down the phone, omg comma! so what if she had told Tommy about Kimmi’s infidelities, It's punctuation, at least. But comma =/= period. See, one's a full stop... she had liked Tommy since forever and this anime bitch comes along with her perfect hair and perfect body and takes MY Tommy away from From whom? And am I the only one that finds it amusing that the sue's crush was stolen by a sue? and pretty soon Tommy will be mine all mine."
I think I missed something...when did we change to first person? And how does one smirk down a phone?
"Kimmi had enough she was going to Tommy’s explain everything so we can have a clean slate before we start college. Oh joy. Oh rapture. A PERIOD! Kimmi pranced over to her large walk in wardrobe and disappeared into Narnia, where she was eaten by Aslan. selected the turquoise baby tee and her pink mini ruffle skirt."
"Vincent LaSalle was his name and his ebony brown skin drove the girls made with desire, gorgeous hazel brown eyes and delicious eye lashes that flutter in the breeze Mmm, long and tasty. Just like mom makes 'em back home., wash board abs and sooo much more he was among the beautiful people and was dating Lillian De Vil also among the beautiful people her green eyes, flawless skin, long legs and not forgetting her auburn brown hair the reached her waist- and she was a cheerleader!! OMG!"
Maybe if we perform surgery on her exclaimation points she'll have enough periods to write a paragraph that won't make my eyes bleed...
"Kimmi had just arrived in peaches and crème Crown City, she was accompanied by Tanya- she was the new girl at school but they quickly become the best of friends- Tanya was short and plumb with wild red hair and the most intense green eyes you had ever seen, despite being slightly fat she had bags of confidence and has had her fair share of boyfriends."
I promised myself I wouldn't spork the last quote...I promised myself... But if she's plumb does that mean we can make a pendulum out of her?
I apologise for the spork overdose, but I just couldn't help myself. If it's a problem I'll edit it out. It's my first post here, so don't eat me, please?
"Kimmi and Tommy and being dating since the ninth grade and now it was off to college the only problem being that Tommy was acting really weird for the past month and it was affecting Kimmi."
The incoherent run-on theme comes up a lot in this story's internal monologues.
"Lillian smirked down the phone, omg comma! so what if she had told Tommy about Kimmi’s infidelities, It's punctuation, at least. But comma =/= period. See, one's a full stop... she had liked Tommy since forever and this anime bitch comes along with her perfect hair and perfect body and takes MY Tommy away from From whom? And am I the only one that finds it amusing that the sue's crush was stolen by a sue? and pretty soon Tommy will be mine all mine."
I think I missed something...when did we change to first person? And how does one smirk down a phone?
"Kimmi had enough she was going to Tommy’s explain everything so we can have a clean slate before we start college. Oh joy. Oh rapture. A PERIOD! Kimmi pranced over to her large walk in wardrobe and disappeared into Narnia, where she was eaten by Aslan. selected the turquoise baby tee and her pink mini ruffle skirt."
"Vincent LaSalle was his name and his ebony brown skin drove the girls made with desire, gorgeous hazel brown eyes and delicious eye lashes that flutter in the breeze Mmm, long and tasty. Just like mom makes 'em back home., wash board abs and sooo much more he was among the beautiful people and was dating Lillian De Vil also among the beautiful people her green eyes, flawless skin, long legs and not forgetting her auburn brown hair the reached her waist- and she was a cheerleader!! OMG!"
Maybe if we perform surgery on her exclaimation points she'll have enough periods to write a paragraph that won't make my eyes bleed...
"Kimmi had just arrived in peaches and crème Crown City, she was accompanied by Tanya- she was the new girl at school but they quickly become the best of friends- Tanya was short and plumb with wild red hair and the most intense green eyes you had ever seen, despite being slightly fat she had bags of confidence and has had her fair share of boyfriends."
I promised myself I wouldn't spork the last quote...I promised myself... But if she's plumb does that mean we can make a pendulum out of her?
I apologise for the spork overdose, but I just couldn't help myself. If it's a problem I'll edit it out. It's my first post here, so don't eat me, please?