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memorysdaughter in badfic_quotes

spork it like it's not (good) - summaries!

Aug 26, 2011 21:45

Did you notice a severe lack of Nathan Fillion in this community over the summer?

You did?!

And you also noticed a lack of hilarious summary sporkings by yours truly, owing to the fact that I was 9.5 hours from home working 24/6 for 13+ weeks and spending every free second sleeping?

Really?

Well, you've waited long enough!

( I'm back, baby!! )

icarly, house, ncis, bones, csi

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cuddyclothes August 27 2011, 02:23:48 UTC

Oh my God. It's so good to have you back! You spork like no-one else. I almost spat coffee on my keyboard.

memorysdaughter August 27 2011, 04:20:04 UTC

Yay! I'm glad I was missed. :)

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memorysdaughter August 27 2011, 04:20:30 UTC

Sometimes I leave my glasses on in the shower so I can shave. Without my glasses I just see color and shapes, so I'm pretty useless without them.

And isn't that amazing? :)

aprilvalentine August 27 2011, 03:32:10 UTC

Welcome back, we've missed you!

world's fattest priest

Did they do some kind of survey? Are they sure he's really the fattest priest in the entire world?

Hilarious sporking, as always! My fave (the one that made me lol) was the "got into the shower with one sock on" one.

memorysdaughter August 27 2011, 04:21:27 UTC

There was an episode of "iCarly" about the Jonas Book of Records, and while the kids were trying to set a world record for the longest continuous webcast, they got to meet the World's Fattest Priest... Father McGirthy. Truly a classic.

And I'm glad to be back!

dannyvangeline August 27 2011, 06:12:11 UTC

*dusts off filking hat*

Blood drops on roses and splatters on kittens,
Bright copper jackets and torn woolen mittens,
Mystery packages tied up with string...

memorysdaughter August 31 2011, 04:28:38 UTC

... cars driven through houses
and murdered ex-spouses
oh, these are a few
of badfic's favorite things...

xenaclone August 27 2011, 07:58:44 UTC

>... House drove a car through her living room<

Now I've got 'A train goes right through the middle of our house' playing in my head...

>While they may be one of Julie Andrew's favorite things when tied up with string, for Leroy Jethro Gibbs they merely meant bad news and body parts.
I'm pretty sure "My Favorite Things" wasn't about dead bodies... but wouldn't it have been cool if it was?<

There's a filk written by a friend of mine in which Jayne Cobb lists 'his favorite things'. Take a guess at that list [GG].

memorysdaughter August 31 2011, 04:27:36 UTC

Glasses of Mudder's Milk
Filled up to the brim
Cunning hats and guns named Vera
And a wench who can sing...
Oh, these are a few of Jayne's favorite things...