Here be vampires...

[live_brave]

Nothing cheers one up on a cold Sunday night like bad vampire fanfiction...

Comments

[carey_pontmercy]

Don't be silly. Everybody knows that vampires are the most homoerotic of all the supernatural creatures. Except maybe chupacabras.

Anyway, great sporking! I like the parts about Cher and club-hopping Gibbs the best.

[applefairy7]

Onyx is a ganster from L.A. thats gets taken to Middle-Earth.Elrond wants her help with the fellowship...one problem, she's a 2000 year old vamp!
I don’t think that any self-respecting gangster in the whole world names themselves ‘Onyx’. Unless they moonlight as a stripper on the weekends.

...Or they really enjoy pokemon. That, too.

Honestly tho, nice sporks. :,D

[drowningblonde]

Lolz! Well done... I especially like the shouting of random words.

[dannyvangeline]

I don’t think that any self-respecting gangster in the whole world names themselves ‘Onyx’.

Oh, but she's not a gangster, is she? She's a ganster.

A girl gets dropped into Middle Earth, probably overdone.
The girl or the cliché?

I'm gonna go with both.

Well Katya our last pure blood vampire is attempting to hide from her evil!... insane!... blood thirsty!... Boy friend!

You mean . . . Frau Blucher?

[siofra_22]

Whinny!

[billybobfred0]

The last one, I imagine the story is something to the effect of "Once upon a time there were vampires, they drank some people's blood, the end".

I mean, if there were more to it than that, it would have been mentioned in the summary or the title, right?