Archive of Our Own seemed like such a classy place... decided to check it out...

Oh dear.

Our usually affable Miss Magnus has a spot of angst about her that only young William with help from a misspelt mermaid can overcome!

Original fic here. Fic in italics, sporking in bold.

( When I first noticed the stench of badfic? )

All I wanted was some good whumpy Sanctuary fic, and while most of it wasn't blindingly awful, I did stumble across this summary:

Will and Helen travel north to antarctica to capture a snow-leopard abnormal...

Also they divide by zero, find words that rhyme with orange, and FAIL GEOGRAPHY FOREVER.

Nothing cheers one up on a cold Sunday night like bad vampire fanfiction...

( Exhibit A, Your Honor )

Got bored, sporked some junk.

( Cut now, d'oh! )