Snark 019: Snape [In Person] (Backdated to Thursday)

[jadedserpent]

[Against his better judgment, Snape has been drawn to a group of people dressed in black robes.  There are plenty of other absurd costumes, but there are lots of what looks like Hogwarts students here.  Many of them have the House badges sewn onto the robes, but they look different from the robes Snape's wearing.  He ignores them and pushes past

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[cuteuketwin]

[Hey Snape long time no see. Kaoru couldn't help but laugh slightly, curiously wondering at what exactly he has just seen.]

Why is that frown on your face?

[jadedserpent]

[Snape turns to see who's addressing him.]

Because I just read...

[He feels himself blush, and he sputters.]

Someone wrote...

[He brandishes the story he just read, hands shaking.]

Something obscene!

[cuteuketwin]

[Okay this he has got to see. Taking off the gloves he has as part of a cosplay he is doing he went over and glance at the page.]

Is this something an otaku wrote?

[So far it seems like it, but how the heck would he know if it's real or not.]

[jadedserpent]

A what? [He's never heard the term before.] But someone wrote it, yes, and it's just completely wrong in every sense of the word.

[In Person]

[tomboyishcandy]

Mishter, why are you sho loud?!

[Have a very frustrated lisping little child-woman pouting up at you, with her hands on her hips.]

[In person]

[jadedserpent]

[He turns around and down to the child and frowns at her.]

Why do you care?

[In person]

[tomboyishcandy]

Because it's rude and obnoxious!

Those are jusht shtories, right? If you can't handle shcary shtories, then don't read them! [She folds her arms and nods her head.]

It's as shimple as that!

[In person]

[jadedserpent]

They're not scary. They're stupid and slanderous. Disturbing in their own right, but maybe you wouldn't understand.

And who are you to lecture me about manners?

[ow_myface]

[Oh? Shinji happen to hear the agonized shout from the rather angry looking boy, reading over something or another... that seemed to be the source of his anger. Well he just HAD to get in on this~

So in a blink there's a wild Shinji behind Snape, and an appropriate YOINK~ as he pulls the paper from Snape's hands, and without a word begins to read it]

[jadedserpent]

Hey!

[Snape reaches out to grab the story. He doesn't want anyone else reading this. It's slanderous and embarrassing.] What the hell do you think you're doing?

[ow_myface]

I'm seein' what all yer yellin' is about. It's gotta be somethin' good fer a yell like that~

[And he expertly dodges the grabbing attempt with a little twirl]

Let's what we got here~

[jadedserpent]

You...

[He would have Summoned it or burned it with magic, but ever since cursing one annoying person his wand hasn't worked. So instead he grabs for it, doing his best to get it out of the stranger's grasp.] Give that back!