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Coming to you live from a very steamy journal post~

Dec 30, 2008 18:16

Why, hello there, kittens! I'm Kanji, esteemed reporter of all things fabulous and ever so delightfully naughty, and I'm here with a most special update for a fandom just beginning its long, hard... journey into adulthood~!

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME

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Shadowlight (1/?) anonymous February 8 2009, 03:57:53 UTC

Adachi raised a brow as he took in the girl standing before him. She was very fair-skinned, with long, straight, dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Her face is heart-shaped-a wide forehead with a widow's peak, large, wide-spaced eyes, prominent cheekbones, and then a thin nose and a narrow jaw with a pointed chin. Her lips are a little out of proportion, a bit too full for her jaw line. Her eyebrows are darker than her hair and more straight than they are arched. She's five foot four inches tall, slender but not at all muscular, and weighs about 115 pounds. Oh, and her fingernails were stubby. Probably from biting them, like she was now. After deciding she was definitely not something he wanted to be touching, he turned to leave ( ... )

Shadowlight (9/?) anonymous February 12 2009, 05:46:08 UTC

As the author sat in the silence of her single dorm at the university, a towering pile of case books, files, and print outs of Supreme Court decisions threatening to topple onto her unless she paid attention to them, she couldn't help but get this strange feeling in the back of her mind. Like she had forgotten something. Or someone. And it dawned on her. She was the only one who knew where Adachi went, and surely people would want to know what he was doing while all of this was going.

Well, hate to break it to you, but he wasn't doing much of anything. He was sitting in an airport lobby in Detroit, wondering why he was in Detroit when he started off in L.A. and was heading back to the Japan. Not that airports ever used any kind of logic, but really. It was right. by. the. ocean. What a waste of gas and money! And they wondered why they were always going bankrupt. It had to have a lot to do with this "fly out of headquarters" business that just wasted everyone's time. Oh, and just his luck that author decided to write this thing in ( ... )

Re: Shadowlight (9/?) (whoops) anonymous February 12 2009, 05:47:05 UTC

apparently she doesn't, because she totally meant to say "ridding the world of such evil"

Shadowlight (10/14) anonymous February 13 2009, 01:08:59 UTC

Somewhere along the line, the author got bored. Not with the story. She got to write the most random things here and it would still somehow fit into the scheme of the whole story. It was, after all, about a Mary-Sue character. What was more fitting than for the author to throw in mentions of herself in some way and decide she was going to get some sexings? Except she wasn't, but Adachi wasn't about to tell her that. How else would he be the hero of a story for once instead the rapist, murdering, bad guy. He doesn't get that actually. No, he gets the murdering bad guy thing. But...rapist? How does "I just wanted to scare her a little, who knew people could go all the way in the TV" translate into rape? He was just gonna scare her. You know, stick her head in the tv. Dub con her at best. And the Konishi skank? Well, there was no trying there. She turned him down so into the TV she went. What's all this rape business? Fricking fan girls. That's sick. So yeah, as long as the author thought she was gonna get sexings, he was gonna be a hero ( ... )

Re: Shadowlight (10/14) anonymous February 13 2009, 17:35:31 UTC

I love you, anon.

KEEP GOING. 8D

Shadowlight (11/14) anonymous February 14 2009, 03:16:19 UTC

There is nothing in the world better than going to the store with money you don't have and spending it on things you don't need. Until you know, all that debt catches up with you. Then it kinda sucks. But Teddie wouldn't know a thing about that, would he? Of course not! Because he just keeps charging everything to Yosuke's credit account at Junes. What high school kid has a credit account, seriously? Don't you have to be 18 to get those? Man, times sure have changed. No wonder everyone's going into debt. They're getting credit cards while Mommy and Daddy and Yosuke are slaving to pay off all the bills. No appreciation for the value of a dollar. Or a yen. Well, 100 yen if you want to be on equal terms. I dunno. Somehow it just loses it's charm. "No appreciation for the value of a hundred yen." Yeah, it's not doing it for me.

ANYWAY! Souji and his group could cheer if they wanted too, because the author had finally stopped distracting herself with reading the oh-so-awesome rp-ing of juneslater and nowheresman and turned her attention back to this tragic ( ... )

Shadowlight (12/14) anonymous February 14 2009, 03:37:08 UTC

Yosuke, to say the least, was pissed. Why? Because Teddie thought white out was so amazing that he had to charge 25,000 yen worth of it to his account! How was he ever going to get a motorcycle at this rate?! The author didn't want to interrupt his train of thought, but she had a theory going. Looking at how many times he gets paired off with Souji...Adachi...Chie...Kanji...Teddie... Well, he should be charging for this shit! I mean, he's obviously got a much sought after ass that everyone wants to get a piece of. He should be milking it for everything he's got!

Wow, self. Way to be a perv and take your own words out of context while you're writing. If you don't mind, Jiraiya, Icha Icha Shadows isn't going to write itself, get back to work! Oh, right.

But, of course Teddie was going to do something wrong along the way, like, stealing all of Yosuke's non-money to buy enough white out to completely fill his...whatever he filled with it. After all, he's not the hero of this story. Adachi is. I know you're probably wondering, how can ( ... )

Re: Shadowlight (12/14) anonymous February 16 2009, 01:32:44 UTC

OP!anon still loves you and starting to wish this wasn't all anonymous so she could properly spazz-flail!fangirl at you. :D;

Re: Shadowlight (12/14) anonymous February 16 2009, 03:10:29 UTC

even if i wasn't anonymous, you'd still have no clue who I am. I'm usually a fandom lurker, so my lj is all RL stuff, very boring really. I like the veil of anonymity in kink memes.

but i appreciate luv! ::hugs::

Shadowlight (13/14) anonymous February 16 2009, 07:47:13 UTC

A few days later, Adachi finally arrived at the train station in Inaba. Yes, it was a few days later because the author got distracted with another game that wasn't Persona 4, but she pays for Gamefly every month, so she can't just keep holding onto it, she has to play it and send it back! Then she can play P4 again while she's waiting for the next game. That pile of homework? Why would she do that? Silly anons. She made him wait at that cold, smelly airport for days. She definitely wasn't getting sexings now.

As he stepped off the train, he kept his head down as he moved off the platform. Or he would have moved off the platform, if there wasn't a hand on his shoulder, stopping him. He looked up into the stern as usual face of Dojima. He gave a wry smile. They had saved the Mary Sue after all, and now Dojima was here to arrest him. He sighed and held up his hands for the cuffs, letting out a defeated laugh to himself. He blinked, looking up when Dojima started laughing. Seriously? He does that?"You certainly had us running all over ( ... )

Re: Shadowlight (13/14) anonymous February 16 2009, 20:04:41 UTC

This reader humbly suggests the filthy Adachi/author sexings author has coming.

CAPTCHA: '29 straightly.' CAPTCHA agrees.

........... it asked me for another one.

'Ill's Mackin.'

It's a sign.

Re: Shadowlight (13/14) anonymous February 18 2009, 19:17:50 UTC

oh reader, you do make me blush.

Shadowlight (14/14): Written by Tohru Adachi anonymous February 23 2009, 06:41:17 UTC

Adachi sat down at his fancy new computer in his swanky new mayor's office. The way he figured it, this story had to have some kind of ending, but the author was too aggravated with the kink meme at the moment to do it herself, so he would. Why was she aggravated? Because someone said they don't like Naoto, (oh noes) and a whole wank-fest started over it. He suggested that she write a fill for it herself and even offered himself up as the horrible, despicable person that would be the one to knock the beloved Naoto off the high pedestal fandom has placed her on. But, the author wasn't all that interested in giving them something new to wank over. Because you know, the internet was serious business.

Well that was all well and good, but Adachi in the meanwhile was just stuck sitting in an office, bored without directions from the author. So he decided to break free from the shackles of character-dom and write this bitch.

Adachi raised a brow as he regarded the author, looking her up and down. "Not bad. Really for a girl who sits ( ... )

Re: Shadowlight (14/14): Written by Tohru Adachi anonymous June 11 2009, 16:20:37 UTC

this whole thing is just excellent. rock on, anon.

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