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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
In this scintillating post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing ( Read more... )
Well, hate to break it to you, but he wasn't doing much of anything. He was sitting in an airport lobby in Detroit, wondering why he was in Detroit when he started off in L.A. and was heading back to the Japan. Not that airports ever used any kind of logic, but really. It was right. by. the. ocean. What a waste of gas and money! And they wondered why they were always going bankrupt. It had to have a lot to do with this "fly out of headquarters" business that just wasted everyone's time. Oh, and just his luck that author decided to write this thing in February, so now he was also freezing his ass off, surrounded by moody adults, crying babies, stinky hobos, and everyone else you find at an airport when your flight was delayed 12 hours because they didn't want to just cancel it and let you go find a hotel somewhere. And she wanted sexings? Give him a break.
And that, my friends, is what Adachi was doing, all the while unawares that back home in Inaba, they would be planning a king of the world ceremony for him when he returned for ridding the world of such. Because he didn't know whether or not those meddling brats were going to save her. He kinda wondered why he was going back. Knowing the Mary-Sue, she must have told them by now that he was the culprit. They would probably be waiting at the train station with warrant in hand. Would Dojima-san be the one to arrest him? If he did, could they play sexy games in the interrogation room? Would he visit him in jail?
Did the author even know what she was writing about anymore?
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The point is...she actually made some kind of timeline for this thing instead of paying attention to when a gift had an increased basis or the same basis and what tax consequences it had. Which meant it was going to come to a close soon. Bad for the OP, but good for the OPs of other fics that she was in the middle of, but neglected because this kind of crap was so much easier to write. Because really, asking Personas about sex is serious business. Even more serious than the hot hot sex Souji is going to get from Adachi in the Junes elevator once the author learns how to write it.
And somewhere during of all this, Souji had kicked Kanji in the nads, whacked Yukiko upside the head (did he learn that from his uncle?), shown Chie how everyone was really kung-fu fighting, and pulled Naoto's hair. Yeah...it was kind of dumb, but no matter what gender illusion she was going for, she was a girl. And you don't actually HIT girls. (Chie didn't count) So he did that instead. It worked, regardless of the lame. Now, all they had to do was save Yosuke from the alluring voice of the Shadow which was drawing the poor sap in closer and closer, making him forget all about his love for Saki-senpai with her evil Sue powers. But he had run out interesting and unique ways to do it! Oh noes!
He was about to cut their losses and make a break for it, when suddenly a voice echoed through the area.
"Don't worry, Sensei! I'll save you!" And the area was overcome with a different kind of sparkling raining down from the heavens(?) as Teddie gracefully descended onto the scene. Because we all know Teddie is the Gary Stu of Persona 4.
He must be. He sparkles.
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KEEP GOING. 8D
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ANYWAY! Souji and his group could cheer if they wanted too, because the author had finally stopped distracting herself with reading the oh-so-awesome rp-ing of juneslater and nowheresman and turned her attention back to this tragic tale of sparkles, mayhem, and bad guys turned heroes. Not only that, but Teddie was armed with the NUMBER ONE ENEMY of Mary Sues and their magic pens everywhere. No, it's not an eraser, dumb ass. What eraser is going to work on ink? I said they use pens, not pencils. What? Erasable pens? Have you ever tried erasing those things? You still see everything. At best, you have blue smudges of ink all over the paper.
In a way, Souji felt like it was some kind of a cheap cop out as he watched Teddie dump a bottle of white out all over the Mary Sue. And then another bottle. And another. Have you ever seen those things? They're tiny! You need 5 bottles of it just to get through your basic Track 3 English (read: Ebonics) book report. Before he thought about where Teddie got all that white out from, there was a more daunting thought on his mind. It was the only thing that plagued him as he watched the Mary Sue get erased from existence.
Where the heck was he keeping all those bottles?
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Wow, self. Way to be a perv and take your own words out of context while you're writing. If you don't mind, Jiraiya, Icha Icha Shadows isn't going to write itself, get back to work! Oh, right.
But, of course Teddie was going to do something wrong along the way, like, stealing all of Yosuke's non-money to buy enough white out to completely fill his...whatever he filled with it. After all, he's not the hero of this story. Adachi is. I know you're probably wondering, how can he be the hero if he was only in like, 3 chapters? Well, first of all, you're wrong. You forgot about the airport chapter. He was in 4. And second of all, if he hadn't thrown the Sue in the TV in the first place, she'd never get destroyed by Souji's group. The Shadows would have done it? Oh, puh-lease. What's a horribly written semi self insert story without a gaping plot hole or two? I can't go fix that! The universe would cave in on itself or something. And third of all, there is no third of all, it just felt like one should be here. Finally, Adachi is the hero because I said so.
And while the author went off an another pointless, plotless rant, Souji and the group escaped from the TV world quickly. They had to! Because, you see...the white out was spreading. Yes, it was erasing the entire TV world. They had to get out before they disappeared with it! At the very least Souji had to. Let's not make Dojima lose anymore family, ok guys? This stone-hearted anon's heart breaks every time. He just gets so...broken...*sob*
After they had safely escaped the TV world in a way that the reader would have to come up with for themselves, the Investigation Team took a well-deserved moment of rest.
They had another plot hole to create after all.
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but i appreciate luv! ::hugs::
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As he stepped off the train, he kept his head down as he moved off the platform. Or he would have moved off the platform, if there wasn't a hand on his shoulder, stopping him. He looked up into the stern as usual face of Dojima. He gave a wry smile. They had saved the Mary Sue after all, and now Dojima was here to arrest him. He sighed and held up his hands for the cuffs, letting out a defeated laugh to himself. He blinked, looking up when Dojima started laughing. Seriously? He does that?
"You certainly had us running all over for a few days, but that's nothing to arrest you over. Especially not when we should be thanking you."
Thanking...him? Then that must mean...
Adachi looked over his shoulder as he heard a mass of people just off the platform chanting his name and cheering, holding banners. What was going on? Dojima didn't keep him in the dark for long, moving the hand that was resting on his shoulder AROUND his shoulder and pulling him closer.
"Souji told us what you did, saving us from that Mary-Sue. The town was so grateful, they decided that you're a hero. The mayor stepped down, and has offered his position to you. It's not quite king of the world, but all the Twitards in the USA pitched a colossal fit when they heard the news, and in order to keep World War 3 from happening, we had to settle for this."
Adachi nodded knowingly. The Twi-tards were a mass than all the armies in the world combined, and more fanatic than even the most dangerous terrorists. He could settle for mayor. Anything was better than jail after all. Still a little in shock, he looked over at the crowd. Everyone was there. It was more than he ever could have hoped for.
That author would get sexings after all. It's too bad she couldn't remember why she had 14 parts. So much for planning things out. But it was okay, because while the author was essentially done, there was a 14th part to be written, and she had a plan.
OP, why don't you write the Epilogue for us?
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CAPTCHA: '29 straightly.' CAPTCHA agrees.
........... it asked me for another one.
'Ill's Mackin.'
It's a sign.
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Well that was all well and good, but Adachi in the meanwhile was just stuck sitting in an office, bored without directions from the author. So he decided to break free from the shackles of character-dom and write this bitch.
Adachi raised a brow as he regarded the author, looking her up and down. "Not bad. Really for a girl who sits around studying and playing video games all day, I was expecting something a little less...you." Thankfully, she was no Bella, and he wasn't about to give you guys a description. Was she gorgeous? No. But she wasn't a Kashiwagi/Hanako-esque dog either. Normal. He liked that. He walked over and placed a hand on her cheek. "I never got to thank you properly, for giving me the appreciation I deserved." He smirked a bit as the author melted under his touch. This was almost too easy. Why couldn't all girls be like this? Then he never would have gotten that bad rap as a rapist-cum-murderer. Not that he did any of that stuff, but whatever. He leaned in closer, closing the distance between their lips...
Adachi blinked a few times as he read over what he wrote. This went beyond self-insert Mary-Sue-ism. This was self-insert inside a self-insert. He wasn't going to post this crap!
Except that in his attempt to delete it, he hit a different button instead.
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