Comments | bad_rpers_suck: Masturbating Does Not Stop the Pain

chillinglyrics in bad_rpers_suck

Masturbating Does Not Stop the Pain

Nov 07, 2011 23:58

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mongoose_bite November 8 2011, 07:11:51 UTC

Now there's a vivid alternative to the Black Knight sketch.

sockmonkeypup November 8 2011, 20:39:51 UTC

"I still HAVE MY DICK!"

*Arthur chops it off and the Black Knight screams* "WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?"

"You were acting very obscene, good sir!"

duster November 8 2011, 10:04:19 UTC

That gives a whoooole new meaning to "happy ending."

estarcollector November 8 2011, 18:37:55 UTC

...That is a form of kink that can only come straight from the bowels of a constipated demon.... I mean, wtf? Who gets off on being *hacked to death?*

(OTOH, well-played on your end.)

iamseph November 9 2011, 02:09:35 UTC

Shock-induced hallucinations of being able to "will" an orgasm? The brain does strange things without enough blood... then it dies.
Though it occurs to me he was spoiling and trying to sour the sweet taste of victory (and blood) with that mental image.

evil_overlord November 9 2011, 07:12:26 UTC

oh gawd I really shouldn't read stuff like this when I have a cold. I laughed so hard it made me start coughing....XD

And really? Never mind the whole big-as-anything-arteries-in-the-legs that would hey, be spurting blood like a bad horror flick....wouldn't he be losing blood too quickly to get an erection anyway? Unless he already had one because of the fight... [EWWW!! BAD BRAIN, NO COOKIE FOR YOU!!!]

Never mind the whole "mental masturbation" thing. I mean, who *thinks* of something like that? Did he just imagine getting masturbated, did he actually have a TK power he could...urr...reach out and touch himself with? How does that even WORK???

Wow....I can understand just why you can't figure him out though. That's a bit mind-boggling there.