Masturbating Does Not Stop the Pain
Never thought I'd be posting here again so soon.
So, I was recently re-introduced to a thread I had waaaay long ago on an RP site that allowed inter-character combat and character death without express permission from the other players. So, I have my character, who specializes in trap-based ninjutsu. I set up a trap in the fight. This other guy is a close-combat fighter. So obviously, when I make it difficult to get close enough to strike... he starts using ninjutsu. How quaint.
But that's not the kicker. I end up winning, and chopping off the majority of his legs (stopping short of his privates). And what does he do in response? Clearly, the only reasonable solution to face this pain is to mentally will himself into ejaculating. Yes, he mentally masturbated himself
This quite easily eases his pain and slows down his bleeding, of course.
Just... I don't even know what to say to that. It's been over a year, and I STILL can't comprehend what was running through his head. And at the same time, I can't stop laughing.
So, I was recently re-introduced to a thread I had waaaay long ago on an RP site that allowed inter-character combat and character death without express permission from the other players. So, I have my character, who specializes in trap-based ninjutsu. I set up a trap in the fight. This other guy is a close-combat fighter. So obviously, when I make it difficult to get close enough to strike... he starts using ninjutsu. How quaint.
But that's not the kicker. I end up winning, and chopping off the majority of his legs (stopping short of his privates). And what does he do in response? Clearly, the only reasonable solution to face this pain is to mentally will himself into ejaculating. Yes, he mentally masturbated himself
This quite easily eases his pain and slows down his bleeding, of course.
Just... I don't even know what to say to that. It's been over a year, and I STILL can't comprehend what was running through his head. And at the same time, I can't stop laughing.