Masturbating Does Not Stop the Pain

[chillinglyrics]

Never thought I'd be posting here again so soon

Comments

[buggyhopsalot]

Well, orgasm is supposed to be a decent pain reliever. (And I will tell you from experience that it is effective to some extent.) However, his legs were chopped off!

I'm sorry, but there's no amount of orgasming in the world that would help that pain. And if there was he'd be dry-firing long before he came even close, and that would only add to his pain.

[redhawk]

If we completely ignore the notion that, with both femeral arteries severed, he'd bleed out in a matter of, oh, about thirty seconds or so.

But I know, logic has no place here.

[buggyhopsalot]

Well, he obviously ignored it. I thought this was a discussion on his ridiculousness and obvious misinformation on how the body works?

XD

[redhawk]

That's one hell of a TK power stunt if he can A) get himself off psychokinetically and B) Keep himself from wading in Lake Blood.

In the right kind of gonzo campaign (read: anything Japanese) I could, if I had a few beers and squinted really hard, kinda see it.

[blot]

Wouldn't it make the bleeding worse? The adrenaline rush causing the heart to beat faster therefore expelling more blood?

[blot]

I guess it works if you'd like to live out your last few seconds in orgasm... XD

[sockmonkeypup]

................................................................................That's special alright.

[kerssido]

...what.

[chubling]

Well, that could maybe make sense. I mean, if you are going to die in 30 seconds, why not have the last few be pretty awesome, right?

8D?