Comments | bad_rpers_suck: Dear Pubeless the Whiteknight Paladin of the land of Whiners and sparkle-ponies

iwantasammich in bad_rpers_suck

Dear Pubeless the Whiteknight Paladin of the land of Whiners and sparkle-ponies

Nov 23, 2010 12:41

EDIT: WARNING! I am NOT PC When I rant. If you are easily offended by terms hat seem mysogynistic, misandrynistic, etc, then it is probably best that you skip this rant all together.

Now I use this term for you because well, the most immature and whiniest of the larpers in this group are not nearly as whiney as you have been acting. You act as a ( Read more... )

made it to sf_drama, doesn't mean what you think it means, brps is not your fucking therapist, over 100 comments!, please post moar macros, i r better tahn u, doing it wrong, epic fail, amirite, buy a clue, banned

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spacecadet0 November 23 2010, 18:01:43 UTC

This. I found myself more offended by than sympathetic for your rant.

simply_shipping November 23 2010, 18:05:16 UTC

Thirding.

chemicalpanic November 23 2010, 18:11:43 UTC

This. Now rants are not always srs bsns. But if OP rants about feeling offended by a joke, too, well... that's special. :/

hezul November 23 2010, 17:54:49 UTC

Even the female larpers act more mature, rational, and not nearly as whiney as you have been acting.

Oh, I can already tell this comment section's going to be exciting.

invisible_fool November 23 2010, 18:06:06 UTC

Popcorn macro, anyone?

panoptics November 23 2010, 18:42:46 UTC

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invisible_fool November 23 2010, 23:47:55 UTC

Perfect ^^

I really need to figure out how to do these...

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iwantasammich November 23 2010, 18:01:29 UTC

Inorite? Either way, not gonna change it. Apologies in advance tto anyone who gets offended by a rant in a rant community with a rant that I already put tags and warning on that there was going to be some offensive stuff. Kinda.. Silly to walk into a Rated R movie, get offended and demanding that it be changed to butterflies, puppies and rainbows right?

rantyrantsock November 23 2010, 18:03:53 UTC

Your funeral. PC police incoming in 5.... 4.... 3....

paperclipchains November 23 2010, 21:20:21 UTC

Bitch, please. If you don't think sexism is a legitimate thing to be offended over that's your own malfunction, not ours.

rantyrantsock November 23 2010, 18:05:35 UTC

Also, you may wish to note that there are neither tags nor warnings on this. So... you will get jumped. Hard. By offended people.

Anyone have new popcorn macros?

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rantyrantsock November 23 2010, 18:03:17 UTC

I am typically not one to take offense, but I believe that using the term 'girl' for this prat is an insult to little girls. Perhaps you should use the term 'fuckwit'?

iwantasammich November 23 2010, 18:10:46 UTC

Good point but Fuckwit, fucknut and douchebag are already taken by even shittier larpers in the group that I larp with and have refrerred to. Douchebnozzle? shithead seems to uncreative. Not quite a twatwaffle, dumbass is too generic..... Assholeoutercrust is too long winded and maybe a little too graffic for even my tastes.. I KNOW! Pubeless the Whiteknight Paladin of the land of Whiners and sparkle-ponies!

rantyrantsock November 23 2010, 18:17:21 UTC

Alright, here is part of my handy standby list of hilarious and graphic insults! You are not getting the full list.

Douchewaffle, crotchnugget, dicksneeze, lintlicker, fraggledick, fecalbrains, anal spillover, crotchdropping.

I personally love fraggledick.

By the way. I happen to be female. :) I am offended. I see you like ad hominem attacks, little one. I shall sit back and laugh at you as you get ripped to shreds by the others here. I really have no interest in getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

iwantasammich November 23 2010, 18:26:56 UTC

I' not geitting into an argument either but simply because there are better and more amusing insults, I think I will substitute that. In fact I never meant to even engage you. Sorry if you came in expecting or under the assumption that I wanted to get into an argument with you in the first place.

Nor do I intend to get into arguments of I R BETTAR THAN U or I AM CLEVER AND OFFENSIVE OVER THE INTERNETS BOW BEFOR ME.

I don;t expect people to like me or like my comments or agree with them or agree with the Un-PC comments I make. I just make un-pC comments in rants. I don't expect anyone to be pc in rants.

But okay. I'll change it just so people can read past the first couple of sentence.

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poisontea November 23 2010, 18:06:43 UTC

Yeah, less acting like the females should be expected to act less mature/rational and more whiney than the males, and less using "girl" as your big insult, and your situation would be infinitely more sympathetic.

It really does sound like it sucks, though. Being in games with that guy doesn't even sound worth it.

iwantasammich November 23 2010, 18:19:27 UTC

I never said or meant to imply girls are less immature or even meant to do that. Even the other female larpers were making mention of his behavior like that. I'm, not the only one of the female persuasion in the group have referred to him as one and admitted to whining alot.

Along the lines of "Gee, I thought I whined alot about the unfair mechanics of this game and acted immature.. This guy really takes the cake!" Sort of thing. "You know you're immature when someone who is a mature as an eight uear old girl at chuckie cheese is calling the ketttle black!" Sort of comments.

panoptics November 23 2010, 18:28:32 UTC

You... might want to re-read your intro and at least adjust it for tone, then, if you meant it to be as harmless as you claim.

Because you kind of fucked up on that.

poisontea November 23 2010, 18:50:45 UTC

It was really the first two sentences that said that, actually--well, one saying, the other implying. The way it was phrased was just bad. I didn't even really bat an eyelash at the "you're acting like a little girl throwing a tantrum after being told she couldn't get a pony" thing, because it's a really specific example and paints a pretty good picture. It was just stating that he was less mature and rational and more whiney "even than the female LARPers!" like it was a big surprise that it was possible and the "I'm gonna call you a girl because you're so immature you deserve it!" (implying that being a girl is undesirable; YMMV with this one but the way it was phrased was kind of ehhh ( ... )

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