Dear Pubeless the Whiteknight Paladin of the land of Whiners and sparkle-ponies

[iwantasammich]

EDIT: WARNING! I am NOT PC When I rant. If you are easily offended by terms hat seem mysogynistic, misandrynistic, etc, then it is probably best that you skip this rant all together.

Now I use this term for you because well, the most immature and whiniest of the larpers in this group are not nearly as whiney as you have been acting. You act as a

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[rantyrantsock]

I am typically not one to take offense, but I believe that using the term 'girl' for this prat is an insult to little girls. Perhaps you should use the term 'fuckwit'?

[iwantasammich]

Good point but Fuckwit, fucknut and douchebag are already taken by even shittier larpers in the group that I larp with and have refrerred to. Douchebnozzle? shithead seems to uncreative. Not quite a twatwaffle, dumbass is too generic..... Assholeoutercrust is too long winded and maybe a little too graffic for even my tastes.. I KNOW! Pubeless the Whiteknight Paladin of the land of Whiners and sparkle-ponies!

[rantyrantsock]

Alright, here is part of my handy standby list of hilarious and graphic insults! You are not getting the full list.

Douchewaffle, crotchnugget, dicksneeze, lintlicker, fraggledick, fecalbrains, anal spillover, crotchdropping.

I personally love fraggledick.

By the way. I happen to be female. :) I am offended. I see you like ad hominem attacks, little one. I shall sit back and laugh at you as you get ripped to shreds by the others here. I really have no interest in getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

[iwantasammich]

I' not geitting into an argument either but simply because there are better and more amusing insults, I think I will substitute that. In fact I never meant to even engage you. Sorry if you came in expecting or under the assumption that I wanted to get into an argument with you in the first place.

Nor do I intend to get into arguments of I R BETTAR THAN U or I AM CLEVER AND OFFENSIVE OVER THE INTERNETS BOW BEFOR ME.

I don;t expect people to like me or like my comments or agree with them or agree with the Un-PC comments I make. I just make un-pC comments in rants. I don't expect anyone to be pc in rants.

But okay. I'll change it just so people can read past the first couple of sentence.

[koshkabegemot]

I R BETTAR THAN U

Thanks! I knew I was forgetting a tag.