The "Expert"

Jul 19, 2012 19:29

Snarky Rider takes the credit for discovering this gem, but I could not help spreading the giggles. The video really speaks for itself.

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stupidity, darwin award, tack/equipment fail, funny

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sharpecostumes July 19 2012, 18:49:17 UTC
This whole time watching...I just get "novice acting like God" ringing in my ears. I'm no jumper, but her seating felt... sloppy? She seems very unsure of herself the entire time. I don't know, all three video's left me feeling uneasy towards her.

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0033232 July 19 2012, 19:08:22 UTC
video 1:

1. There is a difference between putting boots on backwards because you are aware that research has shown that wrapping/booting 'tendons out' doesn't particularly make a difference if you wrap/boot well, and just plain putting boots on backwards.

2. Oh, sorry, my bad. She's decided to put them on backwards, try her hardest to bow the tendons by twisting the pad meant to cushion interference from the other hoof to the front, and then crank them as tight as possible just to make sure she's bowed something.

Summary: HOW TO BOW YOUR HORSE'S TENDONS 101.

I don't have the heart to watch the others.

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0033232 July 19 2012, 19:14:46 UTC
Oh Jesus. I watched them.

Video 2 would be more accurately titled, "how to send your horse to a jump behind the vertical, on the forehand with no pace and STILL miss your freaking spot and get left behind on the honest jack-in-the-box move your horse is forced to make while you yank his mouth and slam his back." Oh well. At least she's not wearing a helmet.

Video 3 would be more accurately titled, "don't do mushrooms and YouTube. Just don't."

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monica1979 July 19 2012, 19:23:59 UTC
"don't do mushrooms and YouTube. Just don't."

*snort*

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wastedrock July 19 2012, 22:41:44 UTC
I've watched these before and I think I commented at one time on the page "How to bow your horses tendon 101" lol great minds!

All the other comments are spot on from you. I agree :p

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soggz July 19 2012, 19:17:33 UTC
It hurt my brain too much.. couldnt watch it much of it!

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midnightsecret July 19 2012, 19:31:12 UTC
What the what? So wrong.. everything she says or does.. wrong. O.o

I hope these were made as a joke.

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megfuzzle July 19 2012, 19:38:45 UTC
that's the bad part. They were made as an informative video for a website.
*facepalmfloor*

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dakota_tobiano July 19 2012, 19:39:11 UTC
Is this for real?
Hopefully this is a bad joke....

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