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With apologies to Patton Oswalt...
Huffer, where are you? D: Come out, come out wherever you are...
[Jazz] Man, what are you doing? And what's with the baseball bat?
S'not a baseball bat, it's a money stick!
[Jazz] ...a what?
I heard if you hit a midget over the head, he turns into 40 gold coins so you can buy your goodly wife a fine goose!
[Jazz] @_o; You ain't got a wife ( Read more... ) -
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...I'M USIN' TH' SKINNY!!
*wanders off* -
((NPC:Jazz)) *blinkblinkblink!?*
((Coming in from this post with Jazz and Channel ( Read more... ) -
HAHA, they left the keys in the ignition!
*Meanwhile, Inferno has found something to do with himself OTHER than getting further hammered. ...and that's to play Grand Theft Space Shuttle with the ship that Breakdown and Wildrider left on the outskirts of Portland (seeing as how they drove to New Orleans). With him are Firestar and Smokescreen, who are along just to make sure the big mech ( Read more... ) -
*Meanwhile, in Maccadams...*
*Inferno is thoroughly tanked...again. But at least he's not being rowdy. Rather...he's making it a point to explain to another couple of plastered mechs that he's a legendary hero named "Great Phoenix King" who will eventually save the entire universe and restore peace and tranquility, everywhere ( Read more... ) -
Okay, we done the fightin'! Now how 'bout some drinkin!? XD
*Driving back up to the Ark entrance after dropping the class of kids and their instructor at school, Inferno transforms and spins around once on one heel before walking the rest of the way up. He's in surprisingly good spritis, given all that's happened...but perhaps all he needed was a long drive, a good fight and a long talk with a bunch of ( Read more... ) -
Memories from a time before it all fell down...
((Moving from here...))*Entering the brig, Inferno shuts the door behind him. He's not about to risk anyone hearing what he has to say...or accidently walking in on the middle of what could potentially be a very difficult conversation. Only vaguely aware that Red Alert may have gone through a change of some kind as well, the big red mech is ( Read more... ) -
On the run.... WHOO!
*Inferno goes crashing through the woods, a dizzy, drunken, cursing Ramhorn tucked under one arm and Eject on his heels. They can hear Ironhide running along somewhere behind and to the right. Up ahead, Blades curses as he nearly trips over a clump of bushes ( Read more... )
