*Meanwhile, in Maccadams...*

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*Inferno is thoroughly tanked...again. But at least he's not being rowdy. Rather...he's making it a point to explain to another couple of plastered mechs that he's a legendary hero named "Great Phoenix King" who will eventually save the entire universe and restore peace and tranquility, everywhere.*

...but I dun need no stinkin' sidekicks. So I fired the two kids. I dun need them to help me kill a buncha oversized...*hic*...smurfs!