Aiken's son, Parker Foster Aiken, was born at exactly 8:08 am on August 8, 2008. The child was conceived via in vitro fertilisation[13] with Jaymes Foster, a record producer. Foster, who is 50, is the sister of record producer David Foster and has been the executive producer of Aiken's last 3 albums. Parker is the surname of the singer's stepfather ( Read more... )

im feeling eloquent today/ i am often as such when very angry or sad. its that whole leftover emo thing from in highschool remember, where i dated that straight guy and thought he liked me or something and then spent like 3 years writing sad (but i still think pretty good) poetry about the whole non-existent ordeal ( Read more... )

Whilst reading a completely unrelated news article, i noticed in the bottom corner an ad for this. Who knew the general public could just buy them! Sometimes i still wish i lived in Florida, with a house on 2 acres in the middle of nowhere, so i could install this in a mock picnic  pavilion in my yard, ideally with concrete tables and benches. It's ( Read more... )

The dark, filthy water that inundated the entire downtown of Iowa's second-largest city was receding Saturday after forcing 24,000 people to flee, but those who remained were being urged to take draconian measures to avoid overwhelming the city's only remaining drinking water source.

this article sounds like it was written by Piers Anthony or VC ( Read more... )

damn i already found a youtube clip of the amazing Jaymay show i saw on wednesday nite in philly... check it out if you don't know her, she's a crazy genius

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before she even started her set i caught her attn and she ran over to me and we turkeylolzed for a few minutes, since i hadn't seen her in at least 5-6 years. i stayed after her show was over ( Read more... )

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The man who created *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys is sentenced to 25 years in prison.

i love lolzy news headlines

i randomly came across this today which i thought was pretty lolzy. i was doing one of my favourite things, looking for interesting geographical features on google satellite and then reading about them on wikipedia. i was looking at Penzance, which has a lolzy name (cause of the lulz-opera, once mentioned as a joke on The Golden Girls) and found ( Read more... )

We are an artistic community dedicated to self expression and creativity for example we have hula hoopers

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the autoharp! it lives a lie, because, ALAS, IT IS NOT A HARP AT ALL! IT'S A ZITHER THAT PUTS "HARP" ON ALL ITS ONLINE HOOKUP PROFILES