how did i suddenly end up being an art hipster

Its been insane around these parts. There's some lolzy pics of me here, but you'll have to look. Im all yellowed out.

Propaganda was fun. Been eating way too much sushi @ the lounge.

I'm officially back to my pre-2006 partying all the time socialite status!

its good to be back.

 Is Peter Orszag gay? Cause i'd totally hit that nerd.

CNN is a shitshow today.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AIN'T NO MONEY! MEMBA' THEM CLINTONZ?!"

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Fuck yeah, bitches! Y'all better include my points. One of my stays was erroneously credited as "no-show". HELLZ NAH. I've been in about 10 hotels since Christmastime. MOMMA WANTS HER FREE STAY @ ECONO LODGE ( Read more... )

Well i finally got around to uploading all of the pictures from my crazy roadtrip with Colin and Nicole to Hilton Head SC. I took over 300 pics, and lots of lulzy videos. We had a great time, stayed at a timeshare right on a gorgeous beach, however it was freeeeeezing while we were there. We took daytrips to Savannah and to Charleston. We played ( Read more... )

i really need to read Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom

i picked it up once when it first came out and ended up not purchasing it. maybe i'll find it somewhere online to read for free, cause like isn't that the point?

have i ever met brandon bernstein? i dont think such a big jew could have slipped through my berkeley fingers. oh well. im so pleased to be watching ridic old match game episodes with occasional mama's family updates. what the hell did i do last night? i was really out of it. i didn't sleep on the floor though. bonnie do you eat fish?

damn Sean Avery got suspended for crude remarks. will this affect his plot to overthrow Anna Wintour?!

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