(link)my name is bellossom emerald silabone and i am 16 yeers old, i hav a twin brotder named edward diAMON silabone today he is really hawt but im totaly nawt into insest so dont think like that u sicko. but anyways he iis so hot he has short blonde hair, a really pale face, red eyes, he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf,
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The amount that I need this to be a troll cannot be measured!
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This sounds like it wants to be naughty.
he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf
*counts on fingers* Not her full brother, but her three-quarters brother.
(Didn't know they had vampires and werewolves in Qatar.)
granmdopa
Experimental medication for Parkinson's? (Parkinson's disease, that is, not anything relating to Pansy.)
sparkles like a 1 000 0000000000000000 hobos when the wash their bummies in the pale moon light.
WHAT
harry burst thorugh the door and smiled stunnly at me and said.´
'you mother fucker get down on your knees and make me a sandwiche''~
"What? Make it yourself."
"sudo make me a sandwich, you mother fucker."
"Okay."
DRAKO DRAGON RALFOY
...would probably puke at this, yes.
your shampoo and conditioner ( they smell like a tropical mix).
Stale banana chips and macadamias?
"Dudley, GET OFF OF ME!"
" No"
"Magic!"
Dudley fell to the ground immediately with a loud thud.
Are you sure that's a real spell? Well it's not very good, is it?
He knew he occasionally ( ... )
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IT'S A POKÉMON!
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