Part CCCXX - in a knowing jester

Jul 23, 2010 00:52

(link)my name is bellossom emerald silabone and i am 16 yeers old, i hav a twin brotder named edward diAMON silabone today he is really hawt but im totaly nawt into insest so dont think like that u sicko. but anyways he iis so hot he has short blonde hair, a really pale face, red eyes, he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf, ( Read more... )

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randomneses July 23 2010, 00:14:25 UTC
First one has to be a troll but OMG the second to last one...lolz at Snape knowing who Demi Moore is.

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shocolate July 23 2010, 00:16:24 UTC
so we found our seats and we took our seats and we made ourselves comfortavblbe in our seats, our seats were better then evertones elese

The amount that I need this to be a troll cannot be measured!

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cheryl_bites July 23 2010, 09:57:02 UTC
*Boggles* You're not sure it's a troll?!

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pica_scribit August 1 2010, 22:42:56 UTC
It has to be. I cannot imagine anyone writing something this ridiculous for real.

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andacus July 23 2010, 00:46:56 UTC
I don't see why Snape needed to bring Demi Moore into this. That's just rude.

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shyfoxling July 23 2010, 00:53:22 UTC
bellossom emerald silabone

This sounds like it wants to be naughty.

he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf

*counts on fingers* Not her full brother, but her three-quarters brother.

(Didn't know they had vampires and werewolves in Qatar.)

granmdopa

Experimental medication for Parkinson's? (Parkinson's disease, that is, not anything relating to Pansy.)

sparkles like a 1 000 0000000000000000 hobos when the wash their bummies in the pale moon light.

WHAT

harry burst thorugh the door and smiled stunnly at me and said.´
'you mother fucker get down on your knees and make me a sandwiche''~

"What? Make it yourself."
"sudo make me a sandwich, you mother fucker."
"Okay."


DRAKO DRAGON RALFOY

...would probably puke at this, yes.

your shampoo and conditioner ( they smell like a tropical mix).

Stale banana chips and macadamias?

"Dudley, GET OFF OF ME!"
" No"
"Magic!"
Dudley fell to the ground immediately with a loud thud.

Are you sure that's a real spell? Well it's not very good, is it?

He knew he occasionally ( ... )

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smartbrunette39 July 23 2010, 03:48:34 UTC
So much <3.

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uniswift87 July 23 2010, 02:36:11 UTC
my name is bellossom

IT'S A POKÉMON!

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