Part CCXXXVII - they confuted the problem

[babb_chronicles]

(link)Every time he called me princess, it made me want to puke. It was a title I had acquired in my second year, and something I was proud off up until last year. Now, Slytherin Princess just sounds nauseating. If you haven't figured out yet, yeah, I'm in Slytherin, shocked? Don't be. A few years ago, I had made a name for myself in this school, a

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[emmacmf]

[cheryl_bites]

That bloke on the right makes a cracking Kingsley!

[emmacmf]

You're right - he does!

[shyfoxling]

lol. this.

[cheryl_bites]

Harry is with Pansy but has some fun on the side.

Harry managed to open the chamber of secretes in his fourth year

Don't think I need to say anything here...

“I’M CUMMING!” Harry yelled followed immediately by, “CRIMSON!”
“BLOODY HELL!” Snape hissed, “SILVER!”
“SWEET GRYFFINDOR!” Malfoy gushed, “DRAGON!”
They erupt simultaneously, thick cum spraying the dark rug beneath Harry, as Lucius, who received the benefit of both carnal pleasures, pounded him heartily.

"'Dragon' isn't a colour, halfwit!" *Pound, pound*
"OUCH! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Notes:Danzella Marie McGonagall Panterra - 5'0",115 lbs.,Chestnut Brown Eyes,Curly Black hair that hit's her lower back. Some things have been moved around and are on different floors.

Oh, god. DX I have tears in my eyes here! I'm really hoping the "things" she means aren't the ones I'm thinking of...

He put his head down some, looking over at me above his half-moon specticals."Can I get away with 'scepticals

[eir_de_scania]

A skeg at the fic suggests that "Almack's" is the name of the pub they're in. Before that, though, I wasted several seconds of my life in wondering what sort of suits and waistcoats were suitable for almanacs.
***What kind of pub requires suit and waistcoat?

[cheryl_bites]

Well, you know posh places do, but judging by the whole "17-and-still-unmarried-oh-woe" thing, I think the whole fic is set in the 1800s.

[komichi]

"Murder his best friends and thirteen Muggles, call the Aurors, then fake your own death."

Bahaha!

And it's worth looking at the last fic so that you can see what percentage of it the quote here constitutes. Go on, have a look.

... Thank you for this suggestion.

[shyfoxling]

Now, Slytherin Princess just sounds nauseating.

See, author, even your own characters hate what you are doing to them!

Harry shuck the hand, the hand that changes his life…

Don't forget to pick out all the threads of silk. Now boil in lightly salted water for 15 minutes, butter, and enjoy!

his cousin Holly Lasagne

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how festive.

the Good Gryffendors, the Bad Slytherins and the Ugly Ravenclaws.

D: HEY NOW! I have enough body image problems without your help.

she could no longer comfit him

I'm sure Ron is relieved to no longer be getting dipped in boiling sugar syrup on regular occasions.

Every kiss set off fire works with Fred

[cheryl_bites]

D: HEY NOW! I have enough body image problems without your help.

I hear you can get silicone nose implants now?

Aberforth is headmaster now?

No, Aberforth's boyfriend is headmaster.

[shyfoxling]

I hear you can get silicone nose implants now?

Probably, since you can get bits inserted to change the shape of your chin and cheekbones and whatnot. But actually I have too much nose, thanks. ^_-

No, Aberforth's boyfriend is headmaster.

... I see.

[pica_scribit]

Lupin laughged some.

But not as much as he would have if I had suffocated in the sudden upwelling of a dish of mashed potatoes.

Now, *there's* a beautiful image!

[eir_de_scania]

Harry managed to open the chamber of secretes in his fourth year but closed it when the game keeper got arrested for it so no one saw it was him

[cheryl_bites]

Twelve inches to the foot. 5'9" = three inches shorter than 6', i.e. he made himself appear about 7.5cm shorter.

[eir_de_scania]

Thank you. But I must say, the sooner you start to use sensible metres and centigrades, the better.

[cheryl_bites]

...I think you have a point there.

Re: Kim's brains

[vivian_lake]

>>>“Hmm there’s a brain up here,” the Sorting Hat mused, “a smart one at that… [...]"

We replaced the Sorting Hat with Sylar. Let's see how students will react.

Re: Kim's brains

[lastyearswishes]

We replaced the Sorting Hat with Sylar. Let's see how students will react.
lol Oh God, he'd have a field day at Hogwarts.