Part CCXXXVII - they confuted the problem
(link)Every time he called me princess, it made me want to puke. It was a title I had acquired in my second year, and something I was proud off up until last year. Now, Slytherin Princess just sounds nauseating. If you haven't figured out yet, yeah, I'm in Slytherin, shocked? Don't be. A few years ago, I had made a name for myself in this school, a
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See, author, even your own characters hate what you are doing to them!
Harry shuck the hand, the hand that changes his life…
Don't forget to pick out all the threads of silk. Now boil in lightly salted water for 15 minutes, butter, and enjoy!
his cousin Holly Lasagne
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how festive.
the Good Gryffendors, the Bad Slytherins and the Ugly Ravenclaws.
D: HEY NOW! I have enough body image problems without your help.
she could no longer comfit him
I'm sure Ron is relieved to no longer be getting dipped in boiling sugar syrup on regular occasions.
Every kiss set off fire works with Fred
“I’M CUMMING!” Harry yelled followed immediately by, “CRIMSON!”
“BLOODY HELL!” Snape hissed, “SILVER!”
“SWEET GRYFFINDOR!” Malfoy gushed, “DRAGON!”
What is this, Tourette Threesome?
HOGWORDS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WISORDTRY.
Where, contrary to popular puns, they apparently teach nothing about spelling.
Once on the plan, you begin to think about the life your
Wtf.
"WTF" is pretty much what I'm thinking, all right.
"Well then I suggested you lift your head before the food appers." Said lupin, I could hear his smile. "Appers. Shit!" I muttered and lifted my head just before a ton of food appered. "Duuuuuude!" I said with wide eyes. Lupin laughged some.
But not as much as he would have if I had suffocated in the sudden upwelling of a dish of mashed potatoes.
the old goat stood and talked about some criminal escapeingfrom some place called 'azkaban'.
Aberforth is headmaster now?
Ginny let out a little tear. “You bastard, you killed my brother!”
"You dirty rat -- oh wait, wrong antagonist."
Aislinn is a hopeless case. She’s seventeen, unmarried, and has no proposals in the horizon.
Whoa, yeah! Time's sure running out for her!
With her dark brown hair and flashing purple eyes she seemed much taller than her rather measly 5'4 stature
Vertical stripes? Slim tailoring? Heeled shoes? Fugeddabout all that! It's dark brown hair and purple eyes that add height.
the one quality of hers that practically decimated her hopes for a good marriage were something that was visible no matter how hard anyone tried: her freckles.
*examines own skin* D: Man, this post is just hatin' on us "ugly Ravenclaws" today.
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I hear you can get silicone nose implants now?
Aberforth is headmaster now?
No, Aberforth's boyfriend is headmaster.
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Probably, since you can get bits inserted to change the shape of your chin and cheekbones and whatnot. But actually I have too much nose, thanks. ^_-
No, Aberforth's boyfriend is headmaster.
... I see.
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But not as much as he would have if I had suffocated in the sudden upwelling of a dish of mashed potatoes.
Now, *there's* a beautiful image!
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