Part CCXXXVII - they confuted the problem

[babb_chronicles]

(link)Every time he called me princess, it made me want to puke. It was a title I had acquired in my second year, and something I was proud off up until last year. Now, Slytherin Princess just sounds nauseating. If you haven't figured out yet, yeah, I'm in Slytherin, shocked? Don't be. A few years ago, I had made a name for myself in this school, a

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[eir_de_scania]

Harry managed to open the chamber of secretes in his fourth year but closed it when the game keeper got arrested for it so no one saw it was him.
***I didn't know the American version of the series was *that* different from the original...

He and Draco got on so well because of so many similarities but the got on with his cousin Holly Lasagne more because of likenesses in there child hood.
***Is that what Dudley was called at Smeltings?

The Ravenclaw lives where complex, yes they had hoes but there is hoes on all sides of the story
***All in Sparklypoo, natch

Aislinn is a hopeless case. She’s seventeen, unmarried, and has no proposals in the horizon. So when the infamous Sirius Black offers a lesson on how to catch a man, she can’t help but accept.
***One of the Marauders more memorable pranks, that

while he, slouched as he was, seemed to be around 5'9, where, in reality, he was almost six feet tall.
***OK, I might be wrong, used to the metric system and that, but isn't 5'9 almost six feet?

“Hmm there’s a brain up here,” the Sorting Hat mused, “a smart one at that… but there is also darkness to her… RAVENCLAW!”
***Nice try, but we all know the Hat said SPARKLYPOO!11!!!

[cheryl_bites]

Twelve inches to the foot. 5'9" = three inches shorter than 6', i.e. he made himself appear about 7.5cm shorter.

[eir_de_scania]

Thank you. But I must say, the sooner you start to use sensible metres and centigrades, the better.

[cheryl_bites]

...I think you have a point there.

[yazenia]

Harry managed to open the chamber of secretes in his fourth year but closed it when the game keeper got arrested for it so no one saw it was him.
***I didn't know the American version of the series was *that* different from the original...

This explains a lot! Didn't JKR herself say, that there are some things in the American version that were cut in the British version? For what we know, all these Mary Sues may be very much canon after all!