This is mostly for Carly, on account of her need for constant entertainment.  Here you go deary, enjoy, there'll be more! :P

( Ideas Aplenty )

Jeremy Kyle is such a dick... "What does it say about this world and this country that women and men think it's okay to get wrecked and have unprotected sex *further rabid rabble-rousing*... That's what's wrong with this country!".  Thanks Jezza... Thank you.
How badly do I need a job?
I can feel National Front leanings and alcoholic tendencies ( Read more... )

Fucking broads.
That is all.
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Ok that's the end of consolidating my portfolio of absolute nonsense, hence anything written hereafter will be more or less current.  Super duper.
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Life's a funny old game, and we're funny little monkeys when you think about it... For example, I had an overwhelming urge just an hour or so ago, for no readily apparent reason, to listen to a song I haven't heard for a while (It's ace, listen now, all, sundry et Al.), and it made me feel a bit strange because it so perfectly encapsulated and ( Read more... )

I am so very VERY bored. I can't explain abstractly quite how bored I am, so allow me to exemplify. I tidied my room. And the kitchen.
Oh yes.
I even got around to putting up all the stuff I hid on top of my wardrobe from my last room, i.e. pictures of most lovely guitars, artifacts from most wonderful nights out and poems what I wrote out from books ( Read more... )

( Murakamazing. )

( Check out my bollocks... )

There are some things, relatively few it has to be said, but some nonetheless, that are perfect. I don't necessarily mean perfect in a grand aesthetic way, although I'm sure those things exist somewhere too, I just mean things that are so well-formed as to be infallible. I like these things. Douglas Adams' Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy contains ( Read more... )

In the absence of reporting anything of value, I'm gonna post here a couple of things I wrote a while ago, just so I've got everything in the right place.  Do feel free to ignore, but know that you do it at your own peril.  Wicked cool!
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