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Oct 25, 2011 00:32

The mail system must really suck here. I mean, that, and this network?

Because I haven't gotten any birthday cards or anything. I mean, I know it's a little early, what with my birthday being... oh... fifteen days ago.

Thanks guys. Really. Awesome.

[ooc: Still kind of slowatus, but I totally missed the douche's birthday. Whoops.]

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[Video] airspacecommand October 25 2011, 04:40:37 UTC

I know you humans have pathetically short lifespans and like to keep track of the years, but really what's the point?

Do you just count to see how high the number gets before your cellular structure breaks down and withers into nothing?

But anyway -- I suppose congratulations on being one year closer to your inevitable death.

[Video] only_amessenger October 25 2011, 04:47:52 UTC

Wow. Thanks.

You should try writing greeting cards. I'm sure you'd be great at it.

[Video] airspacecommand November 8 2011, 05:00:05 UTC

Are you through whining now, human?

[Voice] show_my_cannons October 25 2011, 04:42:12 UTC

... are you serious?

[Voice] only_amessenger October 25 2011, 04:58:21 UTC

Oh, so now you remember to talk to me?

I was kind of hoping for something like 'Apology accepted', or maybe... 'Happy birthday and you're forgiven.' But hey, nice to hear from you too, Ironhide.

[Voice] show_my_cannons October 25 2011, 06:03:52 UTC

I am not listening to your nonsense now, boy.

Grow up.

[Voice] only_amessenger October 26 2011, 02:52:51 UTC

Yeah, maybe you didn't notice it? But I did grow up. I've got a job, I've got a life, and hey, I may not be a soldier, but I figured out a lot more than they did.

[For all the good it did them. He missed the most important detail, and Ironhide was the one to pay for it.]

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[Video] deusexraf October 25 2011, 04:43:20 UTC

[oh! another human!]

...happy belated birthday?

[Video] only_amessenger October 25 2011, 05:01:51 UTC

[... Oh, hey. It's a kid. He can't really be mad at a kid - Especially a kid he hasn't met. Even if he has hair like a treasure troll.]

Oh, heh. Thanks. Don't worry about it too much.

[Video] deusexraf October 25 2011, 05:13:06 UTC

Well, if people forgot it, I can see how it'd be a bummer.

[beat]

How old are you now?

[Video] only_amessenger October 26 2011, 02:54:27 UTC

The Autobots probably don't worry about that sort of thing. I guess after two million, the years start to blur together.

I'm twenty-three.

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[Voice] onemanaloooone October 25 2011, 04:43:54 UTC

Kid, are you sure you want a bunch've cards from these guys?

Damn things'd probably get up and walk around on their own before they decided they needed to cut your cake. If you get my meanin'.

[Voice] only_amessenger October 25 2011, 05:31:03 UTC

You're right. Being forgotten is so much better.

Compared to some papercuts by crazy ninja cards? Getting punched in the self-esteem is a great birthday present.

[Voice] onemanaloooone October 25 2011, 06:05:47 UTC

You really think papercuts are all you'd get from those things?

Man, you ain't kiddin' when you say you don't remember it here.

[Voice] only_amessenger October 26 2011, 03:00:56 UTC

I had my entire kitchen try to kill me. A Hallmark with an attitude isn't that bad.

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[Locked - 100%] inursatellites October 25 2011, 04:44:50 UTC

BOY: REQUIRES ATTENTION . . . ?

[Locked - 100%] only_amessenger October 25 2011, 05:31:51 UTC

Attention? Nope.

I've got all the attention I can handle. More even.

[Locked - 100%] inursatellites October 25 2011, 06:06:51 UTC

THE POST: SUGGESTS OTHERWISE.

IF: THE BOY IS BORED . . . SOUNDWAVE: CAN SUPPLY TASKS.

[Locked - 100%] only_amessenger October 26 2011, 03:03:23 UTC

No, no. No, I'm good. Great, even.

Got all kinds of things to do.

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