[Video]

[only_amessenger]

The mail system must really suck here.  I mean, that, and this network?

Because I haven't gotten any birthday cards or anything.  I mean, I know it's a little early, what with my birthday being... oh... fifteen days ago.

Thanks guys.  Really.  Awesome.

[ooc: Still kind of slowatus, but I totally missed the douche's birthday.  Whoops.]

Comments

[Video] Lol Sam why

[darklydreamndex]

...You want cards from robots?

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

Robots, people... I'm not picky. A little acknowledgement, maybe some recognition. Remembering I exist.

[greasemunkygal]

You didn't get the card I left you?

[Fuck, maybe Motorbutt ate it.]

[only_amessenger]

... Oh, right. That card. Was it invisible?

[greasemunkygal]

[Well, shit.]

No, it wasn't. I left it by your door. I dunno where you were.

[only_amessenger]

Well, unless it walked off, it's not there now.

[video]

[tattooed_jet]

[A moue. Poor revolting human feeling unappreciated? Let Uncle Starscream make you feel better. Or shred you. Same thing, really.]

I admit to being at a loss as to why anyone would celebrate your existence.

[video]

[only_amessenger]

[Why don't they love me, Uncle Starscream? Why?]

Oh, I dunno. Maybe because I saved the world. Twice.

[video]

[tattooed_jet]

'Saved' a world.

[Really really unsubtle disgust. He wouldn't want it to sail over your head or anything.]

Allow me to suggest that if you had saved it properly it would have stayed saved.

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you guys go find another planet to destroy, then I wouldn't have to.

[shepard_cmdr]

[Well aren't you just the picture of humility.]

Sounds like your friends are trying to tell you something.

[Who are you even?]

[only_amessenger]

Yeah, well. Message received. Loud and clear.

[shepard_cmdr]

[She jabs a finger at her omni-tool and the video. She doesn't know who you are but she can't stand the entitled air you're giving off.]

Maybe if you watched your attitude and were more considerate you'd get birthday cards.

[only_amessenger]

Thanks for the life lesson. Maybe if I'm nice, my girlfriend- [Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay, he gets the message.]

M-My girlfriend... would be here. So I wouldn't have to worry about everyone else forgetting.

[voice]

[vision_in_stone]

So you basically expect everyone here to know your birthday or something?

[teen girl's voice sounds unimpressed.]

I don't even know you. And it's not like anyone had a party or sent me stuff for my birthday. So just deal with it.

[voice]

[only_amessenger]

No, I expect my friends to remember me. You know. The ones who do know me.

[voice]

[vision_in_stone]

...And so you've gotta post to everyone so we all know it was your birthday and that your friends didn't get you anything?

[voice]

[only_amessenger]

Nah, I thought I'd just say it out loud. I'm sure that Cybertronians are psychic now too.

Wow, you must be really good if you're hearing this too. Way to go.