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[only_amessenger]

The mail system must really suck here.  I mean, that, and this network?

Because I haven't gotten any birthday cards or anything.  I mean, I know it's a little early, what with my birthday being... oh... fifteen days ago.

Thanks guys.  Really.  Awesome.

[ooc: Still kind of slowatus, but I totally missed the douche's birthday.  Whoops.]

Comments

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

Kid, are you sure you want a bunch've cards from these guys?

Damn things'd probably get up and walk around on their own before they decided they needed to cut your cake. If you get my meanin'.

[Voice]

[only_amessenger]

You're right. Being forgotten is so much better.

Compared to some papercuts by crazy ninja cards? Getting punched in the self-esteem is a great birthday present.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

You really think papercuts are all you'd get from those things?

Man, you ain't kiddin' when you say you don't remember it here.

[Voice]

[only_amessenger]

I had my entire kitchen try to kill me. A Hallmark with an attitude isn't that bad.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

I'm gonna bet my good pair've S7 shorts your kitchen wasn't Trans-tech grade.

[Voice]

[only_amessenger]

No, it was a Kitchenaid. I don't know about you, but when you're getting shot at, it doesn't make a difference what kind of bullets they are.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

It does if they got acid-spewing bullets, kid. And believe me. They got that.