[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

[Simmons is, as per usual with his video posts, in his shop. He's leaning on the counter, in a classic salesman pose.]

We got a new shipment of weird in today, kids. Hurry up and get in here before the Transtechs decide I ain't supposed to move this merchandise

Comments

[warpedprocessor]

Yeah, 'cause I'm sure everyone is gonna want to eat those.

[... And the name actually goes right over his head.]

[onemanaloooone]

C'mon. You tellin' me you don't want a piece of this?

[And he holds up the biscuits again.]

They even make some in your size, pretty boy.

[warpedprocessor]

Wait, did it sound like I'd actually ingest some organic trash?

Because if you actually believed that, you're dumber than I thought.

[onemanaloooone]

Dunno. Bunch of your big robot buddies already walked off with a couple. Your loss, pal.

[greasemunkygal]

Looks tasty. I'll take a couple.

...

Miiiiight want to rethink that name.

[onemanaloooone]

What, you think I can sell these things outta thin air? Get over here if you want 'em.

I like it. Got a nice eh... ring to it. Y'know?

[greasemunkygal]

I'm coming, I'm coming! [She's gotta find her keys dagnabbit]

Thunderbiscuits. [She contemplates this.]

It could be worse, I guess.

[onemanaloooone]

Yeah. It could be Thundercrackers.

The hell kind of cracker's that supposed to be?

[inferiordude]

Whoa. DUDE.

I want a Thunderbiscuit.

[onemanaloooone]

You need a written invitation? Get down here already. I ain't sendin' these things out over the airwaves.

[heart_music_plz]

We can eat those, too? No way!

[onemanaloooone]

Damn straight, my good Lego brickette.

[heart_music_plz]

Watch your language, mister, I'm a lady!

-but I'm totally coming down to try one. Where's your store?

[onemanaloooone]

Hence the "ette" on the word "brick".

[Sending coordinates!]

[aerialthunder]

[ This face. ]

Thunderbiscuits?

[onemanaloooone]

Got it in one!

[aerialthunder]

Why? There are plenty of other Seekers you could mock.

[onemanaloooone]

Depends on your definition of what you are, in fact, calling a "Seeker".