[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

[Simmons is, as per usual with his video posts, in his shop. He's leaning on the counter, in a classic salesman pose.]

We got a new shipment of weird in today, kids. Hurry up and get in here before the Transtechs decide I ain't supposed to move this merchandise

Comments

[warpedprocessor]

Yeah, 'cause I'm sure everyone is gonna want to eat those.

[... And the name actually goes right over his head.]

[onemanaloooone]

C'mon. You tellin' me you don't want a piece of this?

[And he holds up the biscuits again.]

They even make some in your size, pretty boy.

[warpedprocessor]

Wait, did it sound like I'd actually ingest some organic trash?

Because if you actually believed that, you're dumber than I thought.

[onemanaloooone]

Dunno. Bunch of your big robot buddies already walked off with a couple. Your loss, pal.

[warpedprocessor]

Yeah, right.

Why would I want one of your stupid thunder-things anyway?

[onemanaloooone]

Better question!

Why not?

[warpedprocessor]

Because it's stupid!

[onemanaloooone]

Is it?

[warpedprocessor]

I don't even know what it is! Of course it's stupid!

[onemanaloooone]

Didn't you hear me? It's a Thunderbiscuit, Skywrap.

Now you just need some Starhalf-and-half and you guys can be an after-school snack special.

[warpedprocessor]

Suck an Autobot's exhaust pipe! My name is Skywarp! Get it right!

[onemanaloooone]

Man, I'm never gonna understand you robots' names. What'd you do? Shove a bunch of words in a bucket and draw?

[warpedprocessor]

Because I can teleport, idiot! It's not my fault Thundercracker got the lame designation, but don't lump me in with him!

[onemanaloooone]

Yeah yeah, got it. Sky-eport. Whatever. You buyin' or what?