[Simmons is, as per usual with his video posts, in his shop. He's leaning on the counter, in a classic salesman pose.]
We got a new shipment of weird in today, kids. Hurry up and get in here before the Transtechs decide I ain't supposed to move this merchandise
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[Don't be surprised if a big derpy jet appears out of thin air~]
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You ain't shootin' at me, the kids, or their car, I ain't shootin' back. Nothin's hostile unless you make it thataway.
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[She wobbles into Simmons's meat emporium, stares at the pile labeled 'Thunderbiscuits'.]
Cute name. Refers, I'm guessin', to the completely toxic flatulence they produce?
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You buyin' or what, Princess?
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[Gruh. Simmons is a jerk!. And he just radiates...The Man vibes. Verity hates The Man. But...they look cheddary.......]
One of them, and something to wash it down. Got anything good for hangovers?
[You know, just askin'.]
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[He looks her up and down, before shrugging.]
Probably not. Just a bunch of bread and cheese and who the hell knows what else.
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Why not?
Because the muffin launcher is specifically designed for the aerodynamic properties of muffins. One baked good - y'hear me? One baked good. And one alone!
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