[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

[Simmons is, as per usual with his video posts, in his shop. He's leaning on the counter, in a classic salesman pose.]

We got a new shipment of weird in today, kids. Hurry up and get in here before the Transtechs decide I ain't supposed to move this merchandise

Comments

[Video]

[shinysupergirl]

What? You're not gonna use them for ammo?

[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

These look like muffins t'you?

[Video]

[shinysupergirl]

Hey; they're baked goods and are about the same size- so why not?

[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

Why not?

Why not?

Because the muffin launcher is specifically designed for the aerodynamic properties of muffins. One baked good - y'hear me? One baked good. And one alone!

[Video]

[shinysupergirl]

Well, thats pretty stupid. What if you dont have some muffins lying around, but you've got those Thundercrackers or whatever they're called?

[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

Thunderbiscuits.

And that will not, I repeat, that will not happen.

[Video]

[shinysupergirl]

What wont? You running out of muffins, or you using the biscuits?

[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

Both.