[video] Generosity, thy name is Dirge
[The comm flips on- Dirge is in his room and he looks very distraught]
I can't stand it! T-there's too many things in here... All of these useless possessions- why was I keeping some of this stuff? [Picks up a broken and rusted cog]
Is there anyone out here that can use some of these things? It's ridiculous to keep them here rotting in piles. ( Read more... )
I can't stand it! T-there's too many things in here... All of these useless possessions- why was I keeping some of this stuff? [Picks up a broken and rusted cog]
Is there anyone out here that can use some of these things? It's ridiculous to keep them here rotting in piles. ( Read more... )
Comments 103
So, uh. What kinda stuff you gettin' rid of?
Reply
What sorts of things would you be interested in?
Reply
Reply
There is... an old accordion, a harp with three strings missing, an organ grinder with...a primate skeleton attached... a blue and white base guitar...
Ugh... I'm sorry- thinking about how long these things have been hoarded when there are so many people out there who could enjoy them makes me slightly ill.
Reply
... And that he's fully going to take advantage of this situation, because he dislikes you.]
... What all are you giving up?
[Rumble chirps. What was that about a pet bed?]
Reply
Oh, I see you have one of those tiny dragon things as well. Would you like another?
[Sheila shrieks her indignation at Dirge trying to give her away, swatting him in the helm with her tail]
Reply
I'm afraid they tend to bond to their original owners. Though if you have anything suitable for them to use as bedding, I'd be interested.
Or any spare parts you have that aren't rusted out.
Reply
Oh, yes- I have plenty of things. There's this cute plush little bed with a cushion and a few soft feather-stuffed pillows... I have some soft cloths as well somewhere.
Primus- the spare parts pile is huge. I doubt I could haul all of this stuff to you. Do you have any way of transporting a large amount of heavy items?
Reply
[Locked]
...
...and a stuffed dolphin. Preferably blue...
[Shut up it's a gift. :<]
Reply
[Digs around] Aha~ This one has...a lot of multicolored ponies on it. Would you like it?
[Rummage] The only one I have is pink. Is that acceptable?
Reply
....Do you have just... purple? Or wait, no. Red. ...Or both.
[Smiles a little at that. He supposes the pink would go much better with Starscream's color scheme. What was he thinking!]
Yes, I believe that will do nicely.
Reply
I can drop these things off myself- where would you like to meet up?
Reply
Reply
Reply
I want you to know that you're a good bot, Dirge. I'm glad you exist, and I'm very proud of you.
Reply
...please, you really don't have to say that. I no longer crave your respect and attention. Would you like my friendship, though? I've been wanting to give it to someone oh so badly.
Reply
Reply
BE GIVING IT BACK, NOW!
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment