[video] Generosity, thy name is Dirge

[endless_avarice]

[The comm flips on- Dirge is in his room and he looks very distraught]

I can't stand it! T-there's too many things in here... All of these useless possessions- why was I keeping some of this stuff? [Picks up a broken and rusted cog]

Is there anyone out here that can use some of these things? It's ridiculous to keep them here rotting in piles.

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[inferiordude]

...That's another one.

So, uh. What kinda stuff you gettin' rid of?

[endless_avarice]

I'm sure I have nearly one of everything that can be found in the Nexus...

What sorts of things would you be interested in?

[inferiordude]

Anythin' musical, dude?

[endless_avarice]

Of course- there even seems to be a separate pile for things like that.

There is... an old accordion, a harp with three strings missing, an organ grinder with...a primate skeleton attached... a blue and white base guitar...

Ugh... I'm sorry- thinking about how long these things have been hoarded when there are so many people out there who could enjoy them makes me slightly ill.

[inferiordude]

Oh oh! Dude, can I have the blue and white base guitar? It'd totally MATCH!

[endless_avarice]

I'd LOVE for you to have it! [Purrs- giving people things makes him feel so good!] Where should I drop it off?

[inferiordude]

Hmm. Well, I could jus' pick it up, I'm kinda all over the place here... If that's cool with you.

[endless_avarice]

If you'd like- I wouldn't mind. I'm just glad to see it go. Feel free to take anything else here if something catches your eye.