I got my drivers licence today.

When you buy popcorn in america, why is the nutritional information for unpoped popcorn on the box? I can think of situations where I would have to eat unpoped popcorn, like being lost in the woods, or traped in a basement, but not one where I would care about how nitrutous it was. On the same note, why is "spam lite" a product? This means there ( Read more... )

Fun Facts About the french ( Read more... )

1) The throw a whole bunch of trash into it kind ( Read more... )

.......and I work for the government,, so that means the government, paid me to spend the afternoon drinking.

A dwarf came into the liquor store with head phones on ,and he danced around for a good ten minuets before buying his whiskey.

P.S. I would never make fun of somebody's disability (I don't think short is one) but you try to watch a dwarf do the "cabbage-patch" and not crack a smile

It stands to reason that men with traits that women will find desirable will mate ( Read more... )

The liquor store I work at has one food item in stock "tomolives", small green olive shaped pickled tomatoes. I'm on my fourth "tomolive" martini ,and they rock like Adam West on a unicycle.

Who's been cracking wise about my mama?

I spent this Valentines Day downloading videos of hookers getting urinated on.

(Well I think they were hookers)