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You are Spider-ManSpider-Man 90%Green Lantern 80%Catwoman 80%Hulk 80%Batman 70%Robin 65%The Flash 65%Superman 50%Iron Man 45%Supergirl 43%Wonder Woman 38%You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

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Most people from South America hate the mexicans, and that's a big part of what it means to be an American.

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I've been watching the trial of Saddam Hussein on court t.v.. The voices in Arabic are louder then the translator. The same translator's voice is being used for everyone, so I can't tell who said what. The former Dictator is kept in what looks like a huge baby play pen, and every one who is not Hussein has a small table cloth on there head ( Read more... )

This morning my room was too cold, this had been the case for about a week. So I decided to go to B.J.'s whole sale club, and pick me up a steam humidifier. At the time I did not know that the weather man had predicted snow. The fat, stupid, and ugly convention that I walked in on was beyond description. I can liken it only to a horde from a H.P. ( Read more... )

This wagon train is heading across the desert, when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley, there are Indian guys. He quickly forms the wagons into the "Hollywood" circle, to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens. Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, ( Read more... )

Lately I've heard a lot of media hype about tornados in Iowa. First of all if you are near a tornado remember that tornados can sense movement, and smell fear. Second the tornado is only a figment of your imagination and if you don't believe in it, it can't hurt you ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about throwing a party to celebrate the fact that france is burning. Who's with me?

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When the pope died, do you think he pope-ed in his pants?